That's it! I'm buying a bicycle! I live in the Midwest, where gas prices don't seem to be quite as bad (compared to the coasts) and it's supposed to be up to $3 a gallon this summer. No way! I'll either be biking it or taking the heel-toe express. And start petitioning that we get better public transportation!

I don't drive a gas guzzler or anything, but it's still too expensive to be filling up my car every few weeks!

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? --Family Guy