Quote: Joe Mama said: But do you ever get the urge to just reach into your TV and punch him in his big, Charlie Brown face? I felt that way through the whole ALCS last year. I actually hated him more than the Yankees. His singing causes my bowels to loosen. Every time he'd belt out that song, I'd have to leave the room to take a shit. He's awful!
I'm no fan but I don't hate him either. However, if he was from Boston I might hate him.
He could be from Boston and I'd still want to walk up behind him and go Ortiz on the back of his skull with a 2x4.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock