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It was just one lousy (and boy, do I mean lousy) game! 
Oh, I dunno...I kinda liked it. Made the beer taste better somehow. Good game!
Oh, and lemme do my best PJP impression: What the FUCK was up with fucking Sturtze hitting Nixon??? What, the fucking Yankees can't make it through a game with hitting a Sox batter??? Sturtze is a fucking scumbag who should be banned from baseball!!!
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It was just one lousy (and boy, do I mean lousy) game!
Oh, I dunno...I kinda liked it. Made the beer taste better somehow.
What kinda Irish man are you? Beer always tastes good!
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SMOKED them turds!
Don't you live in California?  How are you a Red Sox fan?!?! Joe has turned you over to the dark side... 
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What kinda Irish man are you? Beer always tastes good!
Yeah, but somehow last night it actually tasted better! Go figure...
TK and I have a friendly rivalry whenever his A's and my beloved Red Sox play each other. But we both agree about the Yankees. I mean, let's face it: Intentionally plunking a ROOKIE in his first at-bat is a far call from the "classy" Yankee teams. Be proud, Yankee fans! You plunked Shoppach! What, were you afraid that hitting Varitek might get one of your regular players' ass kicked?
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TK's been brain washed... I am now officially avoiding you...you were impossible after the first win, but you're going to be intolerable after the second!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Naw...a 7-2 victory, while nice (and it puts the season series in our favor), doesn't compare to the 17-1 thrashing we delivered unto you. You may continue to like me best.
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It was just one lousy (and boy, do I mean lousy) game!
Oh, I dunno...I kinda liked it. Made the beer taste better somehow. Good game!
Oh, and lemme do my best PJP impression: What the FUCK was up with fucking Sturtze hitting Nixon??? What, the fucking Yankees can't make it through a game with hitting a Sox batter??? Sturtze is a fucking scumbag who should be banned from baseball!!!
It's funny 'cause it's true. That's what I sound like when we are playing the Red Sux.
But for the record.....Jeter has been hit by a pitch 18 times since 2004 and 9 of those times were by the Scumbag Sux of Boston. Why the Yanks don't retaliate I have no idea. Lucky for the Bostonians I'm not the Yankee Manager. Big Papi and Villain Varitek would most certainly be in a hospital after I ordered their heads split open by Randy Johnson Fastballs. 
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Naw...a 7-2 victory, while nice (and it puts the season series in our favor), doesn't compare to the 17-1 thrashing we delivered unto you. You may continue to like me best.
My we're sure of ourselves....
A confident Sox fan - who knew that was even possible? But after nearly a century, winning the series must've gone to your head! Enjoy the title while it lasts, kiddo... *smirk*
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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The Red Sox are the spawn of the Devil. Varitek is the Anti-Christ.
Y'know, I may be Jewish, but I think that Jesus has a point here...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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The Red Sox are the spawn of the Devil. Varitek is the Anti-Christ.
Y'know, I may be Jewish, but I think that Jesus has a point here...
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Naw...a 7-2 victory, while nice (and it puts the season series in our favor), doesn't compare to the 17-1 thrashing we delivered unto you. You may continue to like me best.
and you Joe Mama........ the times were clearly posted when we would be passing out brains. A Red Sox fan what a waste of an otherwise good man.
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It's funny 'cause it's true. That's what I sound like when we are playing the Red Sux.
But for the record.....Jeter has been hit by a pitch 18 times since 2004 and 9 of those times were by the Scumbag Sux of Boston. Why the Yanks don't retaliate I have no idea. Lucky for the Bostonians I'm not the Yankee Manager. Big Papi and Villain Varitek would most certainly be in a hospital after I ordered their heads split open by Randy Johnson Fastballs.
It's eight times. FOX & ESPN made damn sure to let the viewers know thoughout both the Saturday and Sunday games. Funny how they don't mention Red Sox players who've been hit. Funny that they forget Tanyon Sturtze's role in starting the bad blood that continues between the Red Sox and Devil Rays - little scumbag. Thing is, ask any player on the Red Sox and they'll tell you that they have a lot of respect for Jeter. Fact is, he, Bernie, Yankee Killer Rivera, Posada, and Tino (and maybe Matsui) are the only true Yankees on that team. Jeter was completely justified when he (very off-handedly/implied) slammed his teammates after The Choke of 2004.
If we were gunning for any Yankee, A-Rod would have a stutter and a funny walk by now.
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My we're sure of ourselves....
A confident Sox fan - who knew that was even possible? But after nearly a century, winning the series must've gone to your head! Enjoy the title while it lasts, kiddo... *smirk*
You know it's true.  
I'm only 30 (31 this year), so it hasn't been a century. Silly. It makes me laugh that you and PJP get so flustered the one time I say anything about this season. I know The Choke of 2004 shook Yankees fans to their very cores, and this season hasn't helped any. But let's be friends, and I'll figure out better, more fum ways to get you flustered.
PJP can be designated driver.
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Naw...a 7-2 victory, while nice (and it puts the season series in our favor), doesn't compare to the 17-1 thrashing we delivered unto you. You may continue to like me best.
and you Joe Mama........ the times were clearly posted when we would be passing out brains. A Red Sox fan what a waste of an otherwise good man.
Fake!!!
Everyone KNOWS Jesus isn't a baseball fan! He likes NASCAR - Jesus Built My Hotrod!
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Blasphemer! Like every good hearted soul, Jesus was a Yankee fan...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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My we're sure of ourselves....
A confident Sox fan - who knew that was even possible? But after nearly a century, winning the series must've gone to your head! Enjoy the title while it lasts, kiddo... *smirk*
You know it's true.
I'm only 30 (31 this year), so it hasn't been a century. Silly. It makes me laugh that you and PJP get so flustered the one time I say anything about this season. I know The Choke of 2004 shook Yankees fans to their very cores, and this season hasn't helped any. But let's be friends, and I'll figure out better, more fum ways to get you flustered.
PJP can be designated driver.
I actually am a pretty good driver, but I can't make any promises I'll be sober.
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Blasphemer! Like every good hearted soul, Jesus was a Yankee fan...
That's true. I know Jesus H. Christ and he ain't no Sox fan.
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My we're sure of ourselves....
A confident Sox fan - who knew that was even possible? But after nearly a century, winning the series must've gone to your head! Enjoy the title while it lasts, kiddo... *smirk*
You know it's true.
I'm only 30 (31 this year), so it hasn't been a century. Silly. It makes me laugh that you and PJP get so flustered the one time I say anything about this season. I know The Choke of 2004 shook Yankees fans to their very cores, and this season hasn't helped any. But let's be friends, and I'll figure out better, more fum ways to get you flustered.
PJP can be designated driver.
How? After out drinking both of you, he'll be passed out on the floor next to you....
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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My we're sure of ourselves....
A confident Sox fan - who knew that was even possible? But after nearly a century, winning the series must've gone to your head! Enjoy the title while it lasts, kiddo... *smirk*
You know it's true.
I'm only 30 (31 this year), so it hasn't been a century. Silly. It makes me laugh that you and PJP get so flustered the one time I say anything about this season. I know The Choke of 2004 shook Yankees fans to their very cores, and this season hasn't helped any. But let's be friends, and I'll figure out better, more fum ways to get you flustered.
PJP can be designated driver.
How? After out drinking both of you, he'll be passed out on the floor next to you....
Let's go Yankees!
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You mean, I have to out drink you first....? *pout*
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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You mean, I have to out drink you first....? *pout*
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Blasphemer! Like every good hearted soul, Jesus was a Yankee fan...
Missed the reference. Just like A-Rod missed those two ground balls. Interesting that he complained enough to have one of his errors changed to a hit. Little bitch.
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You mean, I have to out drink you first....? *pout*
The correct answer for you to have said was.............I don't need to outdrink you to do that!
uh, ok...do over?
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I actually am a pretty good driver...definitely on Sundays...
Of course you are, Rain Man.
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Blasphemer! Like every good hearted soul, Jesus was a Yankee fan...
Missed the reference. Just like A-Rod missed those two ground balls. Interesting that he complained enough to have one of his errors changed to a hit. Little bitch.
I would think that a sweet Irish Catholic boy such as yourself would be sad that he believes in a team not sanctioned by Jesus....
(man, I crack myself up!)
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I would think that a sweet Irish Catholic boy such as yourself would be sad that he believes in a team not sanctioned by Jesus....
(man, I crack myself up!)
You forget - Jesus actually plays centerfield for my team.
You think I'm "sweet"??? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I would think that a sweet Irish Catholic boy such as yourself would be sad that he believes in a team not sanctioned by Jesus....
(man, I crack myself up!)
You forget - Jesus actually plays centerfield for my team.
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Okay, Yankees fans, a serious question about your team:
I just read over at ESPN.com that Steinbrenner cut short Cashman's Memorial Day "vacation" and demanded that he be on the charter to Kansas City with the team. ESPN had the decency NOT to speculate over just what that means, so I asks youse: what does that mean for the team and/or for Cashman? Is this highly-regarded GM on the chopping block? Is he out there to scout for a possible trade and, if so, which Yankee is set to go bye-bye?
There...see? No joke. Just an inquiry.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Naw...a 7-2 victory, while nice (and it puts the season series in our favor), doesn't compare to the 17-1 thrashing we delivered unto you. You may continue to like me best.
and you Joe Mama........ the times were clearly posted when we would be passing out brains. A Red Sox fan what a waste of an otherwise good man.
Fake!!!
Everyone KNOWS Jesus isn't a baseball fan! He likes NASCAR - Jesus Built My Hotrod!
I haven't heard much yet.....I'll let you know.
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Okay, Yankees fans, a serious question about your team:
I just read over at ESPN.com that Steinbrenner cut short Cashman's Memorial Day "vacation" and demanded that he be on the charter to Kansas City with the team. ESPN had the decency NOT to speculate over just what that means, so I asks youse: what does that mean for the team and/or for Cashman? Is this highly-regarded GM on the chopping block? Is he out there to scout for a possible trade and, if so, which Yankee is set to go bye-bye?
There...see? No joke. Just an inquiry.
I will only answer if what I say will not be used against me later on. Otherwise, I see a cocky Red Sox fan (*looks directly at Joe*)quoting my comments from here until I embarrass him by out drinking him...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Okay, Yankees fans, a serious question about your team:
I just read over at ESPN.com that Steinbrenner cut short Cashman's Memorial Day "vacation" and demanded that he be on the charter to Kansas City with the team. ESPN had the decency NOT to speculate over just what that means, so I asks youse: what does that mean for the team and/or for Cashman? Is this highly-regarded GM on the chopping block? Is he out there to scout for a possible trade and, if so, which Yankee is set to go bye-bye?
There...see? No joke. Just an inquiry.
I will only answer if what I say will not be used against me later on. Otherwise, I see a cocky Red Sox fan (*looks directly at Joe*)quoting my comments from here until I embarrass him by out drinking him...
Are you a little skittish, my sweet? I prefaced it by saying it's a serious question. I'm actually curious about this, especially with what's been happening the last two days in Kansas City. No jokes, just a simple question.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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You know I was busy this morning and didn't read the paper till a few minutes ago right after dinner. I just realized how bad things are for the Yanks........the last time Randy Johnson lost to the Royals....George Brett was on the team. And to make things even worse, Victor Zambrano is pitching better for the Mets than any Yankee pitchers. oh and they are losing 3-1 again to the Ryals in the 5th. I think i;m gonna watch this where are they now 1 hit wonders thing on NBC. Oh look Flock of Seagulls!
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I don't have the heart to make fun...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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