RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Sports and Wrestling How 'bout those Yankees!

I like Flock of Seagulls. make fun all you want.

Text me if General Public or The English Beat come on. Who else is playing? Any chance that Human League will put in an appearance?

Anything to distract from that...well, I hesitate to call it a "game".

so far Ive seen the Flock and arrested development.

"But I am still thirsty."

DUDE.....TIFFANY IS ON RIGHT NOW!

I was a senior in high school when this song came out

I heard that if the Yanks make any trades they might use Cano or Wang to get some veteran help.

It's a sad state of affairs when a man is willing to trade away his Wang for some short-term success.

Thank you. I'll be here all night. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

try the veal!

Veal is good.

Loverboy is singing an enrique iglesias hit right now.

"To All The Girls I've Loved Before"? Is Willie Nelson on stage?

5-2 Royals in the 8th

Yeah...I know.

I watching the Fox 5 news.....apparently there was a big fight in a NYC courtroom today. I wonder if harley knows anyone involved.

Well it wasn't ME!!!

One more shot for your team...

Swept by the Royals. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...I'd HATE to be a Yankee right now...

heads will roll. I'm sure in the next 2 weeks they will make a move of some sort.

But here's the question: who gets traded? Besides money, who/what do the Yankees have that anyone would want? What hole(s) does Cashman or whoever fill? Pitching? Offense? Defense? Where does the blame get placed, and how do you fix it?

too many questions......head hurts must sleep and think about it.

How can you sleep knowing that the Yankees got swept by Kansas City? I'm a Red Sox fan watching my hated rivals get pimp-slapped by the AL's other minor-league-team-parading-as-a-major-league-team, and even I'M concerned! The next time we clash, your people will chant "1918!!!", but we'll respond "Royals swept you!!!" and how will you respond to THAT???

Dammit, I want my rivalry back! Someone go kill Baltimore and give the Yankees their testicles back!!! We need to be 1 & 2 in the AL East Standings!!! Things just haven't been right since this season started!!!

It's cause you guys won the series last year. You have upset the balance of power in baseball. All that you've known is no more.

All I know is, if I were Cashman, I'd line up the entire team after they've showered up and got dressed in their street clothes. Then I'd walk down the line and punch each team member in the groin, aiming for the spot where dick and balls meet (the most painful place to be hit). As I did it, I'd scream "YOU'RE COSTING ME MY FUCKING JOB, YOU CUNT!!!" at each person. I'd save Jason Giambi for last, though, just so (while he was doubled over) I could take one of his baseball bats and go "Untouchables"-style DeNiro on him. I'd be saying "THIS IS HOW YOU HIT A BALL, ROID-BOY! LIKE THIS! AND THIS!! AND THIS!!!" Over and over again. Might as well get your $85 Million's worth.

Let's just say if Cashman was fired, he wouldn't have trouble finding work. He almost left last year. I like Cashman and as a fan I will always be loyal to him 'cause he was a big reason for the success we had these last few years.

I'm not saying anything against Cashman. I'm just saying what I'd do IF I WAS Cashman.

I can imagine the exchange tomorrow:

Steinbrenner: CASHMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cashman: Yes, Boss?

S: My team...my YANKEES!!!...got SWEPT! By the ROYALS!!!

C: Yes, Sir, I know. I was there. You cut my vacation short and I went there, remember?

S: Not by FIRST-PLACE Chicago! Not by FIRST-PLACE Baltimore!! Not even by *shudder* Boston!!! BY THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS!!!

C: Yes, Sir. It's unfortunate.

S: UNFORTUNATE?!? It goes against EVERYTHING that TRUE YANKEES stand for!!! Give me ONE good reason why I shouldn't fire you right this very second!!!

C: Well, I...

S: What have you done in the last 24 hours that'd make me want to keep you a THE YANKEES' General Manager???

C: I punched them each in the balls, Sir.

S: Give me a solid argument why I'd...you what?

C: Each one of them. I lined them up and punched them in the spot between the penis and scrotum.

S: (winces at the very concept)

C: I saved Jason Giambi for last.

S: LAST?!? He should've been the FIRST one to take the dreaded WEENIE/SACK WHACK!!!

C: I hit him last and then, when he was on his knees cupping his steroid-shrivelled ballbag, I took one of his baseball bats and...

S: You shived it up his ass, didn't you? Didn't you?!?

C: No, Sir. I re-enacted the scene with DeNiro from The Untouchables.

S: I like that movie. You mean the Dinner Scene?

C: Yeah, that one. So should I tender you my resignation today? Or should I just...

S: Go make a trade or something, m'boy! You're a Yankee, fer Chrissakes!

C: Yes, Sir. Thank you, Sir.

S: Yes, yes. Fine, fine, fine...on your way, could you tell Joe and Mel I want to see them?

C: Of course, Boss...

heh. that reminds me of Steinbrenner from Seinfeld. Pedro won for the Mets tonight. I wish the Yanks signed him. I knew he was still good. Better than frickin Wright.

ROTFLMAO!

They lost again 6-3 to the Twins!

Red Sox beat the Angels.

Yanks have now lost 7 out of 8. It all started with the 17-1 beating at the hands of the Red Sux. Tonight they have the Brewers. It's just starting. If they don't take 2 out of 3 against these guys.................I will hit the panic button.

I can't even talk about the Yanks anymore - its so sad...

Jeter just started with a single and Matsui is up.

Jeter got on but that was it......everyone else went 1-2-3.

Brewers are up 1-0. No outs. Did I mention Randy Johnson is pitching.

2-0 Brewers.

I could pitch better for the Yankees.

And Steinbrenner'd pay you well. Or he'd trade you to Houston for Clemens...