http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2107996

Your Wang is broken.

(I'm never going to get tired of that joke. It's almost as good as when "Putz" pitches for the Mariners...)

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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