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and the yanks take first place back









Mayhaps thou celebratethed too soon, forsooth!

(I have no clue what I just said...)

Way for Franklin to ruin what was a great outing by Mussina and some good follow-up by Rodriguez. I'm surprised Torre let him in such a close game, judging by his overall record. Gordon may have been tired, but there must've been SOMEONE who could've pitched two-thirds of an inning in the eighth! Damn shame.

And NO, I'm not being sarcastic.

Some minor news in my neck of the woods:

1) Alan Embree has been designated for assignment. Buh-bye. I liked him but I can't deny that he's been atrocious this season.

2) We traded RP Scott Cassidy (lousy appearances while called up) to San Diego for back-up OF Adam Hyzdu. I liked Hyzdu last year. I was sad to see him get traded this year. But, in light of our signing Gabe Kapler (Yay!), and our desire to see what Rule 5 draftee Adam Stern has to offer, this deal makes ZERO sense.

3) We acquired IF Tony Graffanino (and a player to be named later) for two minor leaguers. This should improve us at second base. Chances are, Mark Bellhorn isn't long for this team. Which is a shame. I love listening to my brother's hate-filled rants about Bellhorn...


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every relief pitcher was tired or being saved (in the case of gordon). franklin was, sadly, the only one really available.

and, truth be told, it was only one really unfortunate pitch. he did well (enough) for the first two outs.


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Can I just point out that a national poll has revealed that Red Sox fans are all fat gayboys,just like the team!

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Are you sure you don't know anything about the Red Sox fans?




Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Wow,interesting fact.
I just found out that Red Sox comes from the Swahili "R'eddsoxs",meaning goat blowers!

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Y'know, I think you know more about the Sox than you claim to, seeing how every fact you've listed thusfar has been correct. And who knew that Kenyans even had a word for "Red Sox"? You learn something new everyday...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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http://www.soxsuck.com/

Very informative!

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Yankees Suck!!! It took them this long to get where they at...I see them losing in the playoffs...if they get there...


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Another angry Sox fan?

Nowhereman, you are a mean bastard! Remind me never to piss you off...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Yankees beat the Twins last night - 4-0!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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One more question: I just read that the Devil Rays are releasing Hideo Nomo...how long will Steinbrenner wait to sign him?




Answer: Less than twenty-four hours after he cleared waivers, Nomo was signed to a minor league deal. I suppose, in some way, this makes sense. The Yankees are desperate for starting pitching and probably won't do much of anything by the non-waiver trade deadline. Nomo has major league experience and can handle the pressure of playing in tough situations, like in LA, Boston, and now New York. Maybe this is the best thing for both teams.

However, the fact that he was let go by the Devil Rays deserves a


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As a birthday gift to you, the Yankees beat the Twins this afternoon 6-3. I just came back from Bronx Supreme (practically next to Yankee stadium) and heard the cheering all the way back to the subway station!

Happy birthday, you hairy, Greek bastard!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Shingo Takatsu and Aaron Sele were released by the White Sox and Mariners, respectively, yesterday and one Yankee decision-maker said interest would be tepid in Takatsu. The Yankees recently scouted Sele and weren't impressed.




Waitaminnit. The Yankees weren't interested in two pitchers who were recently released by their teams??? I don' buh-lee it!!!



(Relax, Yankees fans. I'm joking. Wakka wakka, an' all. Lighten up! Your team signed Hideo Nomo after he was dropped by the D-Rays, for Heaven's sake! You gotta have a sense of humor there!)


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that was a poor save attempt, mr mama.

... well... not unlike curty i guess, huh?


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that was a poor save attempt, mr mama.

... well... not unlike curty i guess, huh?




A witty retort, mein liege. Kudos.


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the trade deadline was actually very, very weak. i was suprised by the lack of moves.

i knew the whole "is manny going?!" storyline was bullshit, and it was clearly made more important because of the weak deadline news, but...

i really did think soriano was getting moved somewhere. woulda been nice to have him back in new york (... as a centerfielder?)


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Red Soxx fans have recently been discovered to have small IQs!
When confronted with this fact,one Red Soxx fan said "Well my boyfriend has never complained!"

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On Saturday night, when we discovered that Manny had been pulled in the last minute, me and my friends went ape-shit believing that he'd been traded. When Terry Francona had his post-game press conference, we were certain - his story didn't REMOTELY match up with what we knew were facts! But then we noticed that both Cameron and Huff had played for their teams. And we read about the problems with the deal. By Sunday, we were too engrossed with Jon Papelbon's solid spot-start to care. I'm glad Manny didn't get traded. I would've been fine if he had, provided we got value for him, but I'm happier we didn't.

The lack of moves at the trade deadline didn't surprise me. With so many teams still looking at some form of contention, nothing huge will be done until August anyways. I was positive that Soriano was gonna go, though I couldn't figure out to whom. Yankees? Soriano doesn't want to switch postitions (and I thought they'd get Juan Pierre, if anyone). Twins? Not with their payroll.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Juan Pierre?
Tell me that doesnt sound like a gay name!

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Not as gay as "Faggy McButtpirate". But pretty gay.


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So, how bout them Yankees? Seems they forgot the game is longer than 4.5 innings.

I got nothing going for me as a Tigers' fan, so from here on out it's: DEATH TO THE YANKEES!


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I got nothing going for me as a Tigers' fan:




You got that right.


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Found this in my travels:

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End of 2003:
Steinbrenner: Man! I cant believe Clemens left for the Giant. We NEED Kevin Brown!
Cash: Brown is an old, decrepid pitcher that won't last another two years.
Steinbrenner: Give me KEVIN BROWN.
Cash: No problem

An year latter:
Steinbrenner: Brown is no good.
Cash: I told you.
Steinbrenner: Let's get Randy Johnson!
Cash: That will be another 15 million, sir, and we will loss all our prospect.
Steinbrenner: Give me Johson!
Cash: *sigh*
Steinbrenner: RIght?
Cash: Wright also?
Steinbrenner: Right!
Cash: Fine with me, at least I will get Pavano.

Right Before All Star Break:
Cash: Sir, Pavano is on the DL, Brown is on the DL but we are going to force him to pitch anyway, and Wang was purposely put on DL so you can't trade him.
Steinbrenner: I didnt tell you to get Wright.
Cash: Excuse me sir? I thought we don't have enough starters already.
Steinbrenner: (Taking a cigar), give me a lighter, would you?
Cash: You want Leiter?
Steinbrenner: Give me a lighter.
Cash: Al Leiter?
Steinbrenner: No, no more.
Cash: Nomo?
Steinbrenner: no more
Cash: Ok (writing down Leiter and Nomo on his "to buy list")
(to be continued)
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I got nothing going for me




You got that right.



Even more right!

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curty prolly doesn't belong in the bullpen, huh.


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curty prolly doesn't belong in the bullpen, huh.




Gee, Rob, y'think???



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i do!

i really do.


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No...WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y'know what the Sox need? A closer by committe approach.



Is Slocumb still playing?



We're giving Rich Garces a tryout, y'know!



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i just don't understand why he was the closer. i mean, honestly.

how about being the long relief guy or middle man until he's ready to start again?


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How did the Red Sux do last night?




In Europe I got the scores 2 days late and occasionally had some British guy on TV run down the scores.......you haven't lived till you hear a Brit talk about Baseball like he would as if he was announcing a soccer or rugby match......funny stuff.

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i just don't understand why he was the closer. i mean, honestly.

how about being the long relief guy or middle man until he's ready to start again?




I agree. Word around the campfire is that Timlin didn't want to be the closer, so they decided on Schilling because they thought closing would build his arm strength without causing too much stress on his ankle. I say whatever - bring up one of our young studs for set-up and then use Timlin and Myers as co-closers, like they did with Lee Smith and Jeff Reardon back in the day.


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yes!

schilling, especially a hurt schilling, isn't built to be a reliever. its a whole different ball game, its not just "pitching later."

middle/long relief is much more curt's style. one of your starting 5 gives up four runs in the first three innings? bam, curty can hold'em to two additional runs, or less, until the 7th. thats priceless and shouldn't have been so passed over.


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How's Alan Embree workin' out for you?


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y'know...

to take a lesson from my bosox lesson, i really hope when all the "big guns" return to the yanks' rotation, they dont get their starting jobs back, and instead, hop their way into long relief.

thats if they return.

but comparing the performances of johnson, pavano, wright, and brown vs wang, chacon, small, and even leiter ... thats like a 70 million dollar difference for no discernable reason.

i'd rather the "hot hand" get played.


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Wright pitched 7 shut out innings!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Yanks lost 9-5.

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Fuuuuuuck!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Yanks beat Toronto 6-2.

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Yanks won again tonight......5-1!

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