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 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Well, at least you think you scored in some manner this year... *smirk*
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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touche, arnold.
but boston loses.
and the yanks are in first again!
An intolerable situation which with any luck will have been rectified by this time tomorrow.
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Red Sox's Foulke shut down for season
Boston Red Sox right-hander Keith Foulke will not pitch again this season, ESPN's Peter Gammons has confirmed
The struggling reliever returned to Boston on Thursday for an examination on his left knee, another setback for the World Series champions as they scramble to stay in the playoff race.
A day after falling out of first place in the AL East for the first time since July 18, the Red Sox sent Foulke home from the road trip to see team physician Thomas Gill.
Foulke was a star of Boston's championship run last year, nailing down all four victories in the Series sweep of the St. Louis Cardinals. But he's struggled most of this season, posting a 5-5 record and a 5.91 ERA while saving just 15 of 19 opportunities.
Foulke had arthroscopic surgery on July 7 to repair cartilage in his left knee. He missed two months while recovering, and has not pitched in a save situation since returning from the disabled list Sept. 1.
Foulke last pitched on Sunday against the Oakland Athletics, entering the game when Boston trailed 12-0 and going two scoreless innings.
Curt Schilling took over as the closer July 14 and was 4-3 with a 5.18 ERA as a reliever, saving nine of 11 chances. Since Schilling moved back into the rotation on Aug. 26, Mike Timlin has saved seven of nine opportunities.
But Timlin gave up the lead on Wednesday night, allowing three runs and recording just one out as the Red Sox lost 7-4 to the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.
The defeat dropped Boston into second place in the division race, a half-game behind the New York Yankees. The Red Sox also trailed the Cleveland Indians by one game in the AL wild-card race heading into Thursday night's games.
Boston was idle -- its first off-day in a month -- before a weekend series with the Baltimore Orioles.
The Red Sox signed Foulke in the wake of their bullpen meltdown in Yankee Stadium in the 2003 playoffs, giving him a contract that could pay him $26.5 million over four seasons. He earned it last year, when he was 5-3 with 32 saves and a 2.17 ERA.
But his on-field struggles this season -- coupled with a personal problem he has alluded to but not described -- have made him cranky and caustic. He was booed off the Fenway mound after giving up a ninth-inning grand slam to Cleveland's Travis Hafner on June 28, then said, "I've always said the hardest thing is to come in here and face my teammates [rather] than worry about Johnny from Burger King booing me."
Foulke also told the San Francisco Chronicle last week that he was moving out of the city to avoid the attention.
"People don't understand there's times when we want to be private," he told the paper. "There's a lot of times people come up and they get in your business. ... It's one of the reasons that for next year I am relocating. I'm moving out of the city so I can be with myself a little more."
Information from The Associated Press was used in this report.
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It's  because it's true.
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rex?!?!
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rex?!?!
It's because it's also true. Spider-sense tells me he'll be traded in the off-season to a team where he can hide out and play with himself and no one will give a shit about him.
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Yanks win 7-6....now lead the Sox by a full game and sweep the O's!!!! Let's keep it going!
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SWEEEEEEEP! 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I AIN'T CHUR SLAVE! SWEEP YOUR OWN DAMN KITCHEN!!!
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I know you're not my slave... ... you're my cabana boy. 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Yanks win 5-0 and please ignore the gay posts above me......this is a thread about the Yankees you attention whores!
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Yanks win 5-0 and please ignore the gay posts above me......this is a thread about the Yankees you attention whores!
Says the ultimate attention whore. 
And on a sad note, the Yanks lost today.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Yanks lost today 7-4. Wright pitched like shit and gave up all the runs in the first 2 innings and then Small came in and was masterful......too bad he didn't pitch the whole game.......lots of blown opportunities to tie or win along the way. Bad luck and bad effort.....hopefully Boston loses too.
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Haven't checked in a bit, but the Yes network mentioned that there was no score in the Sox game yet.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Yanks win 5-0 and please ignore the gay posts above me......this is a thread about the Yankees you attention whores!
Says the ultimate attention whore.
And on a sad note, the Yanks lost today.
do you need comforting?
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it must be difficult, PJP, being a holier than thou message board god.
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It does have it's perks Grimm ....but the burden sometimes is more than I can bear.
Red Sox and Os in the 8th are 2-2.
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Red Sox won 4-3 they are tied for first again
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Yanks win 5-0 and please ignore the gay posts above me......this is a thread about the Yankees you attention whores!
Says the ultimate attention whore.
And on a sad note, the Yanks lost today.
do you need comforting?
Yes... 
Especially since the Sox won when we lost...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Yanks lose. Sox win.
And Grimm gives Kwin the female version of the Happy Ending.
And thus the Circle of Life continues...
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Yanks lose. Sox win.
And Grimm gives Kwin the female version of the Happy Ending.
And thus the Circle of Life continues...
What starts with this:
Ends with this:
Poor Harley...
(GPS "circle of life" if you don't believe me...guess which one was on page one?)
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Yanks lose. Sox win.
And Grimm gives Kwin the female version of the Happy Ending.
And thus the Circle of Life continues...
What starts with this:
Ends with this:
Poor Harley...
(GPS "circle of life" if you don't believe me...guess which one was on page one?)
I've seen Grimm, and that don' look nuthin' like 'im!
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I just think it's funny when I GPS'd "circle of life" and the second picture appeared on page one...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Poor Harley...
(GPS "circle of life" if you don't believe me...guess which one was on page one?)
I just got this!
You're a mean bastard!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I just think it's funny when I GPS'd "circle of life" and the second picture appeared on page one...
yeah, cuz red X's bring your point across so well.
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Poor Harley...
(GPS "circle of life" if you don't believe me...guess which one was on page one?)
I just got this!
You're a mean bastard!
I think you got it the first time. That dude was supposed to be a well-satisfied Grimm lounging in your pleasure pad. I was just gonna make a Lion King post, but that picture was too good to ignore.
Although...if you WANT to be that guy...
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