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So, should I send the pic directly to your PM box...?
for the good of the boards, yes.
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So, should I send the pic directly to your PM box...?
for the good of the boards, yes.
heh.
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On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just off-shore. A helpless man, wearing a New York Yankees jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing Boston Red Sox jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Yankees fan from the water. Then using autographed Manny Ramirez baseball bats, the three Beantown heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between Red Sox and Yankee fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies, "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about shark fishing! ...How's the bait holding up?"
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Cuuute...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Hey Chris Oakley.....
got any predictions for how the playoffs are going to turn out?
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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God rack harleykwin. - Gob
if i'm not mistaken, i said "good rack harleykwin"
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Um, I don't remembers...but that's been in my sig for at least two weeks and you just noticed it now?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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your rack is distracting.
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Hey Chris Oakley.....
got any predictions for how the playoffs are going to turn out?
Angels in 3,Red Sox in 4. 
Hope you enjoyed your little chuckle at my expense over the weekend, because when the Red Sox advance to the ALCS and the Bronx Buttheads don't, the last laugh will be on you.Joe Torre's legend is dead,and the Angels are going to bury the corpse in the turf at Edison Field.
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Hey Chris Oakley.....
got any predictions for how the playoffs are going to turn out?
Angels in 3,Red Sox in 4.
Hope you enjoyed your little chuckle at my expense over the weekend, because when the Red Sox advance to the ALCS and the Bronx Buttheads don't, the last laugh will be on you.Joe Torre's legend is dead,and the Angels are going to bury the corpse in the turf at Edison Field.
Chris, if the Red Sox get eliminated you can look forward to an ass-kicking. What did I say about jinxing the team???
Idiot...and not in the good way.
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the Angels are going to bury the corpse in the turf at Edison Field.
From your keyboard to God's ear...
We all wear a green carnation.
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Hey Chris Oakley.....
got any predictions for how the playoffs are going to turn out?
Angels in 3,Red Sox in 4.
Hope you enjoyed your little chuckle at my expense over the weekend, because when the Red Sox advance to the ALCS and the Bronx Buttheads don't, the last laugh will be on you.Joe Torre's legend is dead,and the Angels are going to bury the corpse in the turf at Edison Field.
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Shut the fuck up. Your comments have been a jinx this season. Shut your yap about the hometown team and MAYBE they'll be able to get somewhere in the playoffs. If you continue to jinx the team, and they are eliminated, we will come to your house and take turns alternating between punching you in the nuts and force-feeding you Manhattan-style clam chowder.
Sincerely,
Red Sox Nation
And for the record, Boston is losing to the White Sox 12-2 in the 8th.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Bases loaded - Cano hits a double and the Yanks score - 3-0 in the 1st.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Thanks Chris. 3-0 Yanks in the 1st.
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Yeah...thanks, Chris. Dipshit.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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no worries oakers.
if the yanks win one more series, harley takes off her top!
the bronx buttheads win again!
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Chris Oakley is my new best friend.
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Chris Oakley is my new best friend.
I just don't want this to ever be edited...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Rack Joe Mama....4-0 Yanks.
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 Evil Empire is still winning 4-1.
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Joe Mama and the Red Sox are coming to save the republic from the Empire! 
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Wait Joe Mama wait.....you forgot your private light saber! 
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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and what the fuck is up with Jose Contreras....he and the White Sox dominated this year's Javier Vazquez Matt Clement..........contreras couldn't win a fucking game last year.......especially against the Sux.
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Let's see: The Yankees win and Boston loses!  Thanks Chris Oakley!  
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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The Oakley Family celebrates when they hear the Sox won. 
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and what the fuck is up with Jose Contreras....he and the White Sox dominated this year's Javier Vazquez Matt Clement..........contreras couldn't win a fucking game last year.......especially against the Sux.
new york is a different animal. its weird, some players excell in new york, some players burn. depends on your pressure threshold.
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Yay White Sox!
Just trying to enjoy it until the inevitable collapse...
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NoNoNo! You are playing the Red Sox - you cannot collapse!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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But they're a Chicago baseball team. They're not even the POPULAR Chicago baseball team. Believe me, I've lived around Chicago most of my life. I know how this works.
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yaaay!!
What are you cheering for?Need I remind you how the Yanks' last few postseason runs have ended?
2001:Lost the World Series to the Arizona Diamondbacks
2002:Eliminated in the AL divisional playoffs by the Anaheim(now LA) Angels
2003:Lost the World Series to the Florida Marlins
2004:Lost to You-Know-Who in the ALCS
Trust me,Robbo,the Halos are going to make sushi out of New York.
And by the way,Joe Mama,I'm not going to give up my 1st Amendment rights just because your nose is out of joint over the fact that Matt Clement had an off day.
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But they're a Chicago baseball team. They're not even the POPULAR Chicago baseball team. Believe me, I've lived around Chicago most of my life. I know how this works.
Fuck - have a little faith!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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