Quote: Joe Mama said: See, what you should've said was:
Quote: harleykwin said: I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!
That would've been both self-effacing and funny.
Hmmm. Next time send me a script.
Quote: Tirades about Johnny Damon (you find him dreamy...you know it!),
I suppose he is, in a caveman, Darwin's-missing-link kinda way...
Quote: Theo Epstein, and the World Series (funny that you keep saying "you'll never win another" when the Yankees haven't won one since 2000, but we won it in 2004)
Nice spin.
We have a five year "drought" vs. youf 86 years...yeah, you keep spinning, JM.
Quote: are just just...well, they're kinda weird. S'okay, though...I like you anyways. Even if you do dot your I's with li'l hearts and smell of Yankee Stadium.
Yankee Stadium = a lil piece of heaven.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
