I thought the guys who wrote the book holy blood, holy grail later admitted it was all mostly made up....???
So Nitpicking He'd Nitpick the Merits Of Boobies List:
1) Animalman
B.A. In Bunny Luvin' List:
1) Chris Oakley
2) Zod
Gay List:
1) Mister JLA
Fellatio Rex List:
1) Rex
2) Rexstardust
3) Brian J..whatever