ElizaM4, with all due lack of respect, why would we want to satisfy you? I could have sworn we had better things to do than running around getting morons with less on like you pregnant and ruining lives! You might trip and we'll all be sucked into your huge gaping vagina like ants in a vaccuum cleaner!
Maybe if your English and spelling teachers got suspicious of you making frequent five-minute trips to the ladies' room (and I use that term loosely as well) you wouldn't be in the situation you are now in!
But don't throw away those unused condoms, I hear they make handy disposable baby bottle nipples when you'll need to be penny pinching from then on.
And Uschi doesn't have a penis (I think)!
