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Well---Cartmen did say, "Independent films are those black and white hippie movies; they're always about gay cowboys eating pudding."



WHAT???



First Scuzzlebutt, now this? Can't I make something up without it turning out to be real? And why did they keep my Mr. Hankey movie in indy status by casting Tom Hanks? This is bullcrap!

Nobody notices what I have in my front pocket: A little surprise for them all. We'll find out today at recess, won't we?