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#607667 2005-12-25 2:20 AM
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so which TV show/movie "prop" would you love to do it on?

anything from the coffee table on The View to Captain Kirk's chair. Even include who if you want.

My top 3:

jeannie's bottle
the batmobile
Rosanne's kitchen table.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Rosanne's kitchen table. How redneckish. I CALL DIBS ON THAT!

Can we make select choices for individuals?


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My top 3:

jeannie's bottle
the batmobile
Rosanne's kitchen table.




Jeannie's Bottle = Masturbation

Batmobile = One-on-One

Roseanne's Kitch Table = Gangbang

Right?


I'd personally love to make sweet amour in the back of the A-Team van (with a woman, you smartasses!), in the Cheers bar (with Cheers-era Kirsty Alley), in the kitchen sets of 30-Minute Meals or Everyday Italian (with their respective hostesses), on Serenity (with Kaylee or Inara), or in K.I.T.T.


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Jeannie's bottle is a cool choice.

anywhere in the batcave (BB version)

the couch in the basement of "That 70's show"

on the table where charlie always said, "good morning, angels"



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The big, flat table in the Star Trek TNG conference room...........yummy thought!


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The big, flat table in the Star Trek TNG conference room...........yummy thought!




Cold and flat...I dated a girl like that!

Wakka wakka!

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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Rosanne's kitchen table. How redneckish. I CALL DIBS ON THAT!

Can we make select choices for individuals?



yes, redneckish, but people using it, eating off it and not knowing!

and yes, select choices


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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As an universal choice, I'd fuck any lady in Iron Chef's Kitchen Stadium. I can see it now...

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In the middle of sesame street

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My top 3:

jeannie's bottle
the batmobile
Rosanne's kitchen table.




Jeannie's Bottle = Masturbation

Batmobile = One-on-One

Roseanne's Kitch Table = Gangbang

Right?



yes, pretty much, but i think i'm changing hte table to the upstairs of hte frat house from animal house.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I live a couple blocks away from where that frat house was. It was demolished years ago, now its medical offices.


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or in K.I.T.T.



There is just something so gay about that one!
I mean,K.I.T.T would be watching,and we all know how gay he was!

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In the middle of sesame street





Could u tell me how to get there?


JLA for MO....oh....

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or in K.I.T.T.



There is just something so gay about that one!
I mean,K.I.T.T would be watching,and we all know how gay he was!




It's only gay if you're fucking David Hasselhoff in the car. Which you would...


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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You dont think there is anything gay about fucking inside a gay car with the gay car watching you?

I dont remember mentioning the Hoff.......dont put your fantasies on me!

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You dont think there is anything gay about fucking inside a gay car with the gay car watching you?

I dont remember mentioning the Hoff.......dont put your fantasies on me!




Boy, aren't YOU obsessed with the gay! A gay car? You are aware that a car is a thing, right? And, considering that you've created full threads about Senor Hasselhoff, it's not much of a stretch to say that you want to ride the Hoff-cock!


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I was just diverting rex's attention away from me by posting Hoff threads!

And dont be so silly,of course K.I.T.T. was real,not just a thing!
How dare you say such things!

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It's only gay if you're fucking David Hasselhoff in the car. Which you would...





Ohhhhhhhh the knight rider car....kinda freaky doing it in a car that talks to you ;p What would it say during sex????


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It's only gay if you're fucking David Hasselhoff in the car. Which you would...





Ohhhhhhhh the knight rider car....kinda freaky doing it in a car that talks to you ;p What would it say during sex????




"Elisa, it might help if you moved a little. Maybe try to enjoy it."


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I was just diverting rex's attention away from me by posting Hoff threads!




HASSELHOFF!



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"Elisa, it might help if you moved a little. Maybe try to enjoy it."




Rack the Jm....I asked for it by interrupting you boys' quarrell but I couldn't help it ;p


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Jm said:
It's only gay if you're fucking David Hasselhoff in the car. Which you would...





Ohhhhhhhh the knight rider car....kinda freaky doing it in a car that talks to you ;p What would it say during sex????



suck harder bitch! don't bite, DON'T BITE, don't forget the balls and the finger up the ass"


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Cerebro of the X-Movies; specifically on its console. And maybe put the helmet on her too to add a little kink. Can you imagine the acoustics in there???





Interesting...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I'd just like to say this now... and say it once.
You're all sick!


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I was just diverting rex's attention away from me by posting Hoff threads!





Try sock threads instead...

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Ohhhhhhhh the knight rider car....kinda freaky doing it in a car that talks to you ;p What would it say during sex????




What wouldn't it say?!

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Ohhhhhhhh the knight rider car....kinda freaky doing it in a car that talks to you ;p What would it say during sex????




What wouldn't it say?!




It wouldn't say "My sensors tell me that Elisa is a wildcat. A true sex-machine."


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Tank Girl's Tank. Hannibal Lector's basement cell. Air Force One with someone messy. The Tardis. The Bates Motel shower. Pee-Wee's Playhouse.


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EWWWW HL thats just warped...the Bates shower? Yucks........

Although we were talking bout this tonight, the movies we watched at girl slumber parties in high school. Remember the movie Sliver? That guy's apartment (not the movie room) was totally sexy (cuz of the huge, open spaces)! I vote doing it against the pillar (I loved that scene for some unknown reason), the guy's bed, (not the couch though....thats just yuck), hrm........and the elevator (only if it were stuck....I dont like the possibility of getting caught...total turn off!).

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I vote doing it against the pillar





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