"Turning Japanese" plays over the PA as Nuriko enters the ring, wearing a black kimono with a red sash. She steps to the center of the ring and takes the mic.

I have not been around lately, because my old injury has bothered me. But after weeks of rehab and training, I'm back, and I want the Women's Boobie Belt!
I'm ready to take on whoever stands between me and the championship! Come and get me, if you dare!

Nuriko takes a promo poster of Lor out of her kimono, draws a samurai sword, and hacks the poster in half. Then she leaves the ring, to the tune of "Turning Japanese" again.


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