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but, criminy, leno is coming up with new material on occasion. bob hope knew he could only get away with some things forever. a lot of what i'm most annoyed with on these boards isn't just labled as "bad posts" but a total lack of creativity!

...you can call me gay a thousand times, and it never upsets me. and mebbe the first 10 are funny and the first 100 are "tradition." but after that... its awful. just bad. and not because i've begun to take offense, but because its just gone from being "funny" to being "clutter."




Exactly my point. Perfect.



But then taking that into account, what would Bob & Jay be without their traditional trademarks?

They might occasionally throw in the odd new joke, but people watch/watched them to see stuff they expect from them.

Another good analogy would be music.
Lets say you liked Bon Jovi.
You like them because they perform the kind of music you like.
Now one day Bon Jovi decide they need to evolve, or expand their repetoire & start performing songs that sound like Creed.
That might be well & good for a few people, but people who are fans of Bon Jovi wanna hear Bon Jovi, not something new!

AC/DC have never changed their style yet they still continue to have hit albums & sell out concerts.
Not bad for a band with 30 odd years in the business.
Go tell them they need to try something new!





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I agree with most of mxy/nowhereman/PJP's points, with the one exception being that I find this forum to be very cliquish. I don't have a problem with it, since being e-popular hasn't really ever been a life goal of mine, but it seems pretty obvious to me.


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HOLEY SHIT CYLON 7!




And a "One Year Later..." to boot!

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I agree with most of mxy/nowhereman/PJP's points, with the one exception being that I find this forum to be very cliquish. I don't have a problem with it, since being e-popular hasn't really ever been a life goal of mine, but it seems pretty obvious to me.


would you like to be in the clique? There is room for 1 more.

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I agree with most of mxy/nowhereman/PJP's points, with the one exception being that I find this forum to be very cliquish. I don't have a problem with it, since being e-popular hasn't really ever been a life goal of mine, but it seems pretty obvious to me.




Ditto. I wasn't making a complaint about the cliques, just making an observation.



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would you like to be in the clique? There is room for 1 more.




Do I get to post in the secret clique forum and make secret clique "rob is gay" jokes?


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I agree with most of mxy/nowhereman/PJP's points, with the one exception being that I find this forum to be very cliquish. I don't have a problem with it, since being e-popular hasn't really ever been a life goal of mine, but it seems pretty obvious to me.




Ditto. I wasn't making a complaint, just making an observation.


you're in too....you just have to perform sex acts on mxy and nowie. Rob won't accept......he's gay.

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would you like to be in the clique? There is room for 1 more.




Do I get to post in the secret clique forum and make secret clique "rob is gay" jokes?




Shit! You don't have more slots open???


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HOLEY SHIT CYLON 7!




And a "One Year Later..." to boot!




Yeah.

I think it is a dream.

Either way, I think it sucks.

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would you like to be in the clique? There is room for 1 more.




Do I get to post in the secret clique forum and make secret clique "rob is gay" jokes?




Shit! You don't have more slots open???



Rob is closed for refurbishment!

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I agree with most of mxy/nowhereman/PJP's points, with the one exception being that I find this forum to be very cliquish. I don't have a problem with it, since being e-popular hasn't really ever been a life goal of mine, but it seems pretty obvious to me.




Ditto. I wasn't making a complaint, just making an observation.


you're in too....you just have to perform sex acts on mxy and nowie. Rob won't accept......he's gay.




Which myx? the one who likes pineapples?

And I've seen nowie's nekkid pic - but he still hasn't shown us the goods, so I dunno 'bout that...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I agree with most of mxy/nowhereman/PJP's points, with the one exception being that I find this forum to be very cliquish. I don't have a problem with it, since being e-popular hasn't really ever been a life goal of mine, but it seems pretty obvious to me.




Ditto. I wasn't making a complaint, just making an observation.


you're in too....you just have to perform sex acts on mxy and nowie. Rob won't accept......he's gay.




Which myx? the one who likes pineapples?

And I've seen nowie's nekkid pic - but he still hasn't shown us the goods, so I dunno 'bout that...




And how much skin we seen from you?
You want to see mine, show me yours first (obviously then my picture would be better enhanced).

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HOLEY SHIT CYLON 7!




And a "One Year Later..." to boot!




Yeah.

I think it is a dream.

Either way, I think it sucks.




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I agree with most of mxy/nowhereman/PJP's points, with the one exception being that I find this forum to be very cliquish. I don't have a problem with it, since being e-popular hasn't really ever been a life goal of mine, but it seems pretty obvious to me.




Ditto. I wasn't making a complaint, just making an observation.


you're in too....you just have to perform sex acts on mxy and nowie. Rob won't accept......he's gay.




Which myx? the one who likes pineapples?

And I've seen nowie's nekkid pic - but he still hasn't shown us the goods, so I dunno 'bout that...




And how much skin we seen from you?
You want to see mine, show me yours first (obviously then my picture would be better enhanced).




The answer, good sir, is "NONE!"

But Hey! I'm the one who has to do these sex acts to you - not the other way around! And how enhanced would these pics of you be?

(Jesus, does everybuddy havta do this to get into a clique...?)

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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I agree with most of mxy/nowhereman/PJP's points, with the one exception being that I find this forum to be very cliquish. I don't have a problem with it, since being e-popular hasn't really ever been a life goal of mine, but it seems pretty obvious to me.




Ditto. I wasn't making a complaint, just making an observation.


you're in too....you just have to perform sex acts on mxy and nowie. Rob won't accept......he's gay.




Which myx? the one who likes pineapples?

And I've seen nowie's nekkid pic - but he still hasn't shown us the goods, so I dunno 'bout that...




And how much skin we seen from you?
You want to see mine, show me yours first (obviously then my picture would be better enhanced).




The answer, good sir, is "NONE!"

But Hey! I'm the one who has to do these sex acts to you - not the other way around! And how enhanced would these pics of you be?



Do you remember the show "Big John, little John"?

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I agree with most of mxy/nowhereman/PJP's points, with the one exception being that I find this forum to be very cliquish. I don't have a problem with it, since being e-popular hasn't really ever been a life goal of mine, but it seems pretty obvious to me.




Ditto. I wasn't making a complaint, just making an observation.


you're in too....you just have to perform sex acts on mxy and nowie. Rob won't accept......he's gay.




Which myx? the one who likes pineapples?

And I've seen nowie's nekkid pic - but he still hasn't shown us the goods, so I dunno 'bout that...




And how much skin we seen from you?
You want to see mine, show me yours first (obviously then my picture would be better enhanced).




The answer, good sir, is "NONE!"

But Hey! I'm the one who has to do these sex acts to you - not the other way around! And how enhanced would these pics of you be?



Do you remember the show "Big John, little John"?







Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I'll trade jokes with Rob. I'll be gay, and he can be the nitpicker who G-Man is convinced defended Michael Jackson at some point.



Go back to sucking Roman Polanskis dick!

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HOLEY SHIT CYLON 7!




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Yeah.

I think it is a dream.

Either way, I think it sucks.




Man, you are never satisfied with that show. What passes as 'The Best Show on Televsion' in your household?

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Never watched it. Heard good things, though...

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I go off to do some work for a few hours and this thread takes off...

To wit what I said on page 1, I'm not complaining about the state of the boards, just explaining my take on them -- not my cup of tea per se, but one I'll sip on occassion.

And as for repeating the same jokes? Hell, I still want to blame the Germans, talk about -- you guessed it -- Frank Stallone, and mention THE Bat-Man's Truth-Lasers and EMWTCMSS, so who am I to talk?!

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This is the greatest My Yearly Rant: The RKMBS Community thread ever!

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I go off to do some work for a few hours and this thread takes off...

To wit what I said on page 1, I'm not complaining about the state of the boards, just explaining my take on them -- not my cup of tea per se, but one I'll sip on occassion.

And as for repeating the same jokes? Hell, I still want to blame the Germans, talk about -- you guessed it -- Frank Stallone, and mention THE Bat-Man's Truth-Lasers and EMWTCMSS, so who am I to talk?!





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I agree with most of mxy/nowhereman/PJP's points, with the one exception being that I find this forum to be very cliquish. I don't have a problem with it, since being e-popular hasn't really ever been a life goal of mine, but it seems pretty obvious to me.




Ditto. I wasn't making a complaint about the cliques, just making an observation.






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I agree with most of mxy/nowhereman/PJP's points, with the one exception being that I find this forum to be very cliquish. I don't have a problem with it, since being e-popular hasn't really ever been a life goal of mine, but it seems pretty obvious to me.




Ditto. I wasn't making a complaint, just making an observation.


you're in too....you just have to perform sex acts on mxy and nowie. Rob won't accept......he's gay.




Which myx? the one who likes pineapples?

And I've seen nowie's nekkid pic - but he still hasn't shown us the goods, so I dunno 'bout that...




And how much skin we seen from you?
You want to see mine, show me yours first (obviously then my picture would be better enhanced).




The answer, good sir, is "NONE!"

But Hey! I'm the one who has to do these sex acts to you - not the other way around! And how enhanced would these pics of you be?

(Jesus, does everybuddy havta do this to get into a clique...?)











yes, unfortunately you do.





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I agree with most of mxy/nowhereman/PJP's points, with the one exception being that I find this forum to be very cliquish. I don't have a problem with it, since being e-popular hasn't really ever been a life goal of mine, but it seems pretty obvious to me.




Ditto. I wasn't making a complaint, just making an observation.


you're in too....you just have to perform sex acts on mxy and nowie. Rob won't accept......he's gay.




Which myx? the one who likes pineapples?

And I've seen nowie's nekkid pic - but he still hasn't shown us the goods, so I dunno 'bout that...




And how much skin we seen from you?
You want to see mine, show me yours first (obviously then my picture would be better enhanced).




The answer, good sir, is "NONE!"

But Hey! I'm the one who has to do these sex acts to you - not the other way around! And how enhanced would these pics of you be?

(Jesus, does everybuddy havta do this to get into a clique...?)











yes, unfortunately you do.








Gah! Please tell me you're not speaking from experience! LOL



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then comes the happy pills.


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Can't we get the happy pills first?

Shit, I'll settle for a bottle of whiskey even.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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then fuck, get your ass here already.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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