Quote: big_pimp_tim said: new york country side was nice, til the swans i saw one evening were dead and half frozen in the pond the next morning, ruined it for me. plus, it was fuckin cold
That's cause you were upstate. The city is different. No swans, just pigeons.
Shit, I've been staying up waiting for an ebay auction to end ... be back in a few minutes...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
