Rob likes baseball because of the hard wood, if you know what I mean.

I mean hard cock.

Rob's favorite baseball player used to be Sammy Sosa, but then he found out Sammy Sosa liked to cork his bats, if you know what I mean.

I'm not sure what I mean.

Now Rob's favorite player is Raffy Palmeiro, because Raffy Palmeiro gets extra wood by taking viagra, if you know what I mean.

I mean he gets extra wood by taking viagra.

MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.