Oh dear God! I just had a Klingon moment! I was shaking the Pepto Bismol bottle when I realized it wasn't closed tight and got some on myself and my shirt. I look like one of the Klingons who'd been shot in " Star Trek : The Undiscovered Country."

"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your

death bring you the peace you never found in

life." - Tuvok.