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Speaking of the Captains, here's the lineage of the Enterprise as we know it:
Jonathan Archer
UNKNOWN
Robert April
Christopher Pike
James T. Kirk
Matthew Decker
Spock, of Vulcan
John Harriman
Rachel Garret / Richard Castille
Jean-Luc Picard
technically Riker was Captain of the Enterprise in Best of Both Worlds. It wasn't just taking command, he was promoted and given formal command. So he should be pictured.
And Robert April was in an animated episode.
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Speaking of the Captains, here's the lineage of the Enterprise as we know it:
Jonathan Archer
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Robert April
Christopher Pike
James T. Kirk
Matthew Decker
Spock, of Vulcan
John Harriman
Rachel Garret / Richard Castille
Jean-Luc Picard
technically Riker was Captain of the Enterprise in Best of Both Worlds. It wasn't just taking command, he was promoted and given formal command. So he should be pictured.
And Robert April was in an animated episode.
Nicely done, Ray. I never watched any of the animated episodes, so I had no idea they ever pictured April.
And, I always forget Riker, really, as he only had command for...what...three days? I guess he could be considered one of the lineup...
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Found this. Rumors are that the creators are wanting Matt Damon and Joaquin Phoenix as Kirk and Spock. Some dorks Photoshopped the idea... 
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Speaking of the Princesses, here's the lineage of Ponyland as we know it:
Royal Blue
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Fluffy Bum
Princess Sparkle
Baby Princess Sparkle
Princess Cherry
Pinky as Cinderella
Princess Starburst
Princess Tiffany & Bushwoolieb]
Queen Majesty
Excellent post Pro!! 
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T'Pol is just the hottness... 
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The new movie logo... 
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Speaking of the Captains, here's the lineage of the Enterprise as we know it:
John Harriman
I can't believe they put him in charge of the Enterprise after what he did to his father's Ferrari.
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Great posts, Ray and Pro!
For the record, I won't discourage ANY traffic in this thread, as all are welcome.
I like all the Captain pics! Very nice!
I am watching DS9 - " His Way."
Odo is getting advice from that holographic singer ( forget his name. ) in matters of the heart involving Kira.
It was ok. I was busy throughout most of it, so, since I taped it, will qatch it later.
Damn! " The Emmisary is on..one of my fav Next Gens! And I have to meet a guest at the train , so will miss it.
Life goes on.
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Speaking of the Captains, here's the lineage of the Enterprise as we know it:
John Harriman
I can't believe they put him in charge of the Enterprise after what he did to his father's Ferrari.
He learned a lesson that day....I think we all did...
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Speaking of the Captains, here's the lineage of the Enterprise as we know it:
Don't forget Edward Jello-brand-gelatin, who was in charge when Picard was being assraped by the Cardassians.
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Again, as with Riker, I don't normally count the temporary Captains. Just the ones that have put at least a little time in. I guess you could count them, if you like...
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Speaking of the Captains, here's the lineage of the Enterprise as we know it:
John Harriman
I can't believe they put him in charge of the Enterprise after what he did to his father's Ferrari.
He learned a lesson that day....I think we all did...
C'mon. It wasn't his fault. It was that Bueller.
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Ok! I got back just in time to see that fantastic dialogue at the end of " The Emmisary " between Worf and K'ehlar
in the Enterprise transporter room.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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Sisko talks with the Romulans and helps enlist their aid in fighting the Dominion. VERY good!
Next Gen : " Up The Long Ladder. " They ought to have called it " Send in the Clones. " 
That would have been a violation of the "No bad puns in episode titles" clause of Patrick Stewart's contract. 
Go fuck yourself!
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By gum, Pro, you're right. 
Go fuck yourself!
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Klinton, if you're going to hijack the thread, why not find some more Star-Trek themed ponies, if only for the heavy irony? I bet Dakota's left nut there's bound to be a few on the internet. Quote:
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I'll BEAT YOU WITH until you realize who's in command."
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why this man is a space stud.
"You're either lying or stupid."
"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
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Speaking of the Captains, here's the lineage of the Enterprise as we know it:
John Harriman
I can't believe they put him in charge of the Enterprise after what he did to his father's Ferrari.
He learned a lesson that day....I think we all did...
C'mon. It wasn't his fault. It was that Bueller.
*squints*
Holy cow. It's the dude from that Bueller movie. Which Star Trek movie is this?
"You're either lying or stupid."
"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
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Holy cow. It's the dude from that Bueller movie.
He was also on "Spin City".
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Speaking of the Captains, here's the lineage of the Enterprise as we know it:
John Harriman
I can't believe they put him in charge of the Enterprise after what he did to his father's Ferrari.
He learned a lesson that day....I think we all did...
C'mon. It wasn't his fault. It was that Bueller.
*squints*
Holy cow. It's the dude from that Bueller movie. Which Star Trek movie is this?
"Generations". He's the guy who takes over as Captain when Kirk retires...
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I own that DVD! Well, not own it as in legitimately.  I  it with BitLord!!! 
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Klinton, if you're going to hijack the thread, why not find some more Star-Trek themed ponies, if only for the heavy irony? I bet Dakota's left nut there's bound to be a few on the internet.
I gave you all two already.
But why'd you have to be a Treckie, CJ? I come here ready to post a slew of new images and see that you of all people are into this conversation...
It's no fun now. 
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Dont let Pro & his bleeding mangina getcha down!
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Voyager :
Paris travels at Warp 10 in a shuttle. He mutates. He clobbers Janeway and takes her at warp 10 in the shuttle.
She mutates. They go to an unihabited planet and make fuck. There are babies.
Crew finds them and changes 'em back. Whoopee!
The next episode is better.. Brad Dourif guest stars. You might remember him from such films as all the Child's Play movies. He voiced Chucky.
His Character, Suder, is mentioned in my signature.
Suder likes to kill. He kills a crewman. Tuvok proposes a mind - meld, which goes awry due to Suder's being at least half Betazoid.
Suder gains peace of mind, at least temporarily, but Tuvok experiences intense anger.
He takes himself off active duty. He erects a force field around his room. Janeway arranges to have him sedated and transported to sickbay, where the Doctor uses a device that removes Tuvok's supession of his emotions for minutes at a time, to help him regain control.
Tuvok escapes and nearly kills Suder, but stops himself.
At episodes' end, he is enroute to a complete recovery.
This was a VERY good episode. It explores the Vulcan mind. Dourif was terrific as Suder.
He will appear another time or two.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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Dont let Pro & his bleeding mangina getcha down!
Your My Little Pony fetish will destroy us all...
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Best one yet...
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Photoshop is a many splendored thing!
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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What's up with the one guy laying down. Quote:
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Klinton, if you're going to hijack the thread, why not find some more Star-Trek themed ponies, if only for the heavy irony? I bet Dakota's left nut there's bound to be a few on the internet.
I gave you all two already.
But why'd you have to be a Treckie, CJ? I come here ready to post a slew of new images and see that you of all people are into this conversation...
It's no fun now.
I forgot to mention, Dakota doesn't have a left nut anymore. The vet took care of that little problem.
I don't know if I qualify as a Trekkie. I know Kirk from Picard (thank you, Weird Al). But the only reason I know any of that stuff is because my parents watch the first two series on a regular basis.
And really, I was just annoyed the flippin' Frenchie never hooked up with that redhead doctor. I liked her.
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I forgot to mention, Dakota doesn't have a left nut anymore. The vet took care of that little problem.
I don't know if I qualify as a Trekkie. I know Kirk from Picard (thank you, Weird Al). But the only reason I know any of that stuff is because my parents watch the first two series on a regular basis.
And really, I was just annoyed the flippin' Frenchie never hooked up with that redhead doctor. I liked her.
So...do you, or do you not have a vested interest in the future of this thread? Can I have it as my pony playground or not?
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What's up with the one guy laying down.
Pro raped him!
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Little sister, hits the stage
She cant help it she's comin of age
Little junior he's off in a rage
Didn't you know, he's comin of age
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Voyager :
Paris travels at Warp 10 in a shuttle. He mutates. He clobbers Janeway and takes her at warp 10 in the shuttle.
She mutates. They go to an unihabited planet and make fuck. There are babies.
Crew finds them and changes 'em back. Whoopee!
Fuckawful episode. A prime example of the wonderful things Voyager did for the franchise. 
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Voyager :
Paris travels at Warp 10 in a shuttle. He mutates. He clobbers Janeway and takes her at warp 10 in the shuttle.
She mutates. They go to an unihabited planet and make fuck. There are babies.
Crew finds them and changes 'em back. Whoopee!
Fuckawful episode. A prime example of the wonderful things Voyager did for the franchise.
I agree! Couldn't ya tell, I was making fun of the damn episode.
The one with Suder was much better!
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Voyager :
Paris travels at Warp 10 in a shuttle. He mutates. He clobbers Janeway and takes her at warp 10 in the shuttle.
She mutates. They go to an unihabited planet and make fuck. There are babies.
Crew finds them and changes 'em back. Whoopee!
Fuckawful episode. A prime example of the wonderful things Voyager did for the franchise.
The writer of the episode admitted as much about the episode on the DVD.
Bow ties are coool.
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The unfortunate thing is that Berman chose to work with this guy instead of listening to Ronald D. Moore's ideas. Moore, for those of you who don't know, started on TNG in his 20's and wrote some of the best episodes. Then he went on to be one of the best writers on DS9, he co-wrote First Contact (Braga worked without him on Insurrection and Nemesis) and tried working on Voyager until he saw that the producers and other writers had no concern for really writing stories that mattered, just individual episodes. Moore then went on to be one of the main creators of the new Galactica.
Bow ties are coool.
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