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harleykwin said:
I can't! Dave would kill me!



Yep.

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But if the Yanks sweep Boston, I just might...



I'll miss you after I corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrect you and dispose of your Yankee-lovin' body.





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As for the disappearance - shit, I think I've only been here 2 or three times in the last three months - what have I missed? Has Elisa given it up? Has JLA revealed his true identity? Do the Red Sox still suck ass? (Wait, that last one was rhetorical - hiya, Dave! )



Glad to see you back (until I actually read your sports-related posts ). To answer your questions: A lot; no, she's dating Glacier who is now known as GQ Smoothie; no, he's as enigmatic as ever; and piss off. (HI!!!)

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My disappearance? Well, real life needed me for a while - there've been a whole lotta changes - most good, one really shitty - pretty much like everyone else's life, me thinks...



Hope that your life is back in order for the positive.

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How you be, Jankee boy?



Read my sig. Apparently, he and I are at peace while he turns his attention to Detroit fans. It's disturbing. So I'm sure you can understand why I'm especially glad you're back - I need a foil...a nemesis...someone to feud with.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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