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Just wondering.

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I enjoy it on a daily basis, is it healthy? Yeah, for me it is because I'd be climbing the walls if I wasn't doing it!

Seriously, masturbation relieves tension, and it produces endorfins that calm the spirit and soothes the beast within.


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Either extreme is bad, IMO.

Too much, and it's all you're doing. Masturbation is subject to the law of diminishing returns, like any other pleasure. The more you do it, the less pleasure you get from it, the more you need to do to get the same amount of pleasure, etc.

No masturbation isn't natural. It's denying one of the most important aspects of life, and all that built-up sexual tension may cause you to get too uptight and cranky with people.

I think the key is to find a balance. "All things in moderation," as one of my high school teachers used to always say. Don't use up all your energy in masturbation, or you'll never get anything done. Likewise, allow yourself to relax once in a while and enjoy a harmless pleasure.

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I do it about ONCE a day.


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I'm surprised Rex hasn't chimed in on this yet....


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I masturbate all the fucking time. In fact, I'm doing it right now. Amazing how well I can type with one hand, isn't it?


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How is this a deep thought again?!?


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What are your views on masturbation, Princess?

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We're waiting.


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No. It's not.

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No. It's not.




Why not?


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Because he doesn't clean up afterwards?


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Why not?




Why for?

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Why not?


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I think it's his Catholic guilt kicking in.


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I don't think the act is unhealthy.

A habit, though, is probably not good for you. But that's a completely unscientific observation.


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Why not?




Why for?

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No. It's not.




That's because you masturbate to pictures of horses jacked off by transsexual she-male circus midgets. Obviously that's not healthy.

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Who are you to judge?!


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Why not?




Why for?




Because it's healthy?


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What's this based on?

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No. It's not.




Based on what?


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That it's not healthy.

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No masturbation isn't natural. It's denying one of the most important aspects of life, and all that built-up sexual tension may cause you to get too uptight and cranky with people.




masturbation, and orgasms in general, are good for the prostate and relieving stress. they also release endorphins (sp?) which is good for relieving emotional stress.
Its natural, the body produces it and needs it released. Otherwise, as you said, it makes you cranky and uptight (just like any other form of denying your body what it needs like sleep and food).
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well, that explains a lot.
So, Pariah. Have you ever masturbated? If not, then why do you look up tranny porn and regular porn? Isn't spending hours looking up porn and not masturbating more wasteful than shooting a load into a tissue after 5 minutes and then going about your day?


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Pariah said:
That it's not healthy.




What's this based on?


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We had an AIM chat a while ago where elisa and pariah argued about masturbation. They almost took all the fun out of it.


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I'm still amazed that good little Bible thumping Elisa came down on the side of pro-masturbation (NOT to be confused with Pro masturbating, a truly disturbing notion.)


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She said that it was ok because James Dobson said it was ok.


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What's this based on?




That masturbation isn't healthy.

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I found a website that says not only is masturbation healthy but you should probably choke yourself while doing it!


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I'm still amazed that good little Bible thumping Elisa came down on the side of pro-masturbation (NOT to be confused with Pro masturbating, a truly disturbing notion.)



if she wasn't she'd be ten times worse.


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Apparently the cycle's been broken.

There's nothing that proves that masturbation in and of itself is physically unhealthy. However, there's nothing that proves that it actually makes you healthy. Thus, you can't presume so.

Furthermore, while I can't say it's unhealthy physically, I can say it's socially detrimental. There's much better things for me to do with my time than create such a time consuming habit. And a poor social balance can affect your physical health.

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Masturbation isn't necessarily a time consuming habit. For example, it can easily be done while showering or right before going to sleep. Posting here, on the other hand, is always a time consuming habit, and it can be much more socially detrimental than, well, just about any other activity.


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(NOT to be confused with Pro masturbating, a truly disturbing notion.)





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