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The fleece slid awkwardly around the floor, as the children crashed the cymbals with wide-eyed zeal.
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After she said that cotton candy is the lipstick of the gods, I knew it was going to be an ordeal to get this check cashed.
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It's not every day that a minnow can cause such an unholy ruckus.
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Traditionally, beavers aren't allowed to go near the Tandoori.
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This has all the hallmarks of an impromptu fruit bazaar.
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"I don't see a ring on this finger", she challenged, and defiantly proceeded to dogpaddle around the kiddie pool in circles.
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Don't sun yourself in the heady satisfaction of your own flatulence, Jimmy. It's unseemly.
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If you're ever in Winnipeg, just remember that Wonder Bread is like crack to those people.
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Concussion or not, I aim to make that sandwich.
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I would have given real money to see that surly home-ec teacher wipe the smug look off that kitten's face.
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I would say that I'm indebted to you, if it wasn't for that nagging incident with the voodoo priestess and my macrame tapestry. In other words: you're still not welcome in my kitchen.
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They called him stoic, which was moderately unfair, seeing as he was carved entirely from a Hickory Farms summer sausage.
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Quote:
Prometheus said:
The ship hung in the air, much in the way bricks don't...
You always say things that are inexplicable. How is this day any different?
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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You always say things that are inexplicable. How is this day any different?
Her smile bit into the raw mood, chewing the sour depression into crumbs that I would have to lick up later that night...
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The determined penguins flew into the heart of the sun and ate it all completely from the inside out....
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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The quick brown cow jumped over Europa, moon of Jupiter...
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Bob knew he had to speed up the car if he wanted to drive to Pluto and get there by noon
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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle
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The Boston Red Sox are a good baseball team.
Damn! That is inexplicable!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Prometheus said:
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You always say things that are inexplicable. How is this day any different?
Her smile bit into the raw mood, chewing the sour depression into crumbs that I would have to lick up later that night...
Oh, you're good...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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