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'American Pie' Actress Natasha Lyonne Turns Herself In
"American Pie" actress Natasha Lyonne, accused of threatening to sexually molest a dog, turned herself in at a New York court on Friday, Reuters reported.
A bench warrant was issued for her arrest in January after Lyonne, who has also appeared in "Blade" and "Scary Movie 2," missed four court hearings.
The 27-year-old faced a number of charges including criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after accusations she threatened to sexually molest her former neighbor's dog and ripped a mirror off the wall during a 2004 argument.
At the Manhattan Criminal Court appearance, drug counselor Heather Hayes said Lyonne had completed an in-patient drug program in February and continued to attend outpatient rehabilitation groups.
Judge Anthony Ferrara said the charges would be dropped if the actress stayed out of trouble for the next six months.
In the court complaint, Lyonne's former roommate claimed Lyonne trashed their apartment and then banged on a neighbor's door, rushed into that apartment and picked up her dog, telling the woman, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog."
Yeesh. Talk about screwing the pooch.
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Was she gonna stick the dog in her pussy like a flute?
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Joe Quesada has offered to defend her!
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What's the big deal? Was the dog complaining?
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Quote:
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What's the big deal? Was the dog complaining?
Apparently, the dog was hoping for Tara Reid or Mena Suvari
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Well, you can't always get what you want.....
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Are you surprised? Look at this chick. Looks like one of Sneaky's neighbors.
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Quote:
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Joe Quesada has offered to marry her!
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Stupid Pro.
Why would Quesada marry a human?
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Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase, " Hee - Haw!", doesn't it!?
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