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Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
now thats disgusting.

i'd heard the legends, but... seriously bro....

Not as good as what I had in mind, but acceptable nonetheless. A setup is a terrible thing to waste.

BTW, I'm a girl. Ah, but YOU wouldn't be interested in that...
Nevermind.

And the fat guy...
He sounds a lot like Krenny. Did you ever happen to read "Krenny Against the World"? I have an early edit posted somewhere on the DKSA forum... the same thread as all the PeeWee Herman stuff. Yeah. Krenny sings along to Kenny G. And generally smells like shit. And is pretty buff, for a fat man.

There was a fat guy on the bus today. I had to sit next to him. He smelled like a mix between bubblegum and dog poo. Every once in a while the air would just BLAST his odor... gross. There was a really neat fat guy at work yesterday too. He looked like an easter egg with arms and legs. Kinda like Bloopy (if you ever saw that short-lived PBS kids psycho hour), or Humpty Dumpty. He even wore a colorful striped sweater which pronounced the Easter in Easter Egg. Just looking at him brought a smile to my face. He was so... jovial.

Mmm. Tried a new flavor of ice cream today. Tasty.