Holy COW, man! That BLOWS! A one bed one bath here is often between 580 and 650 (for mid-range). A two bed two bath is between 700 and 900 (going down to 550 in shitty neighborhoods with poor maintenance in 1960's builds). I feel so much happier even now... thank you for that. (Our find was still really fucking rare though. Without these deals it's an $802/mo rent - WAY above our range.)

Oh, MAN! Pardon me whilst I laugh uncontrollably at your expensive-ass situation.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! :lol: