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I got all of my surgery done, and am at my BF's healing for a few weeks. Perky new boobs (no bra required!), flat as a board tummy and a much reduced trunk. YAY!! Not up for pics yet (I still have drains and sutures) but if you are nice, maybe in a few weeks!
SMILE...IT MAKES PEOPLE WONDER WHAT YOU'VE BEEN UP TO!
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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What about now? Can you post pics now?
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Congrats, Kimi, hope you love your new look!
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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um his name is mxy, and the song is old.
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Kimi said: ...and a much reduced trunk....
A sin if there ever was one.
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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said: The funk soul brother.
Check it out now?
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Kimi said: ...and a much reduced trunk....
A sin if there ever was one.
agreed....
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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but congrats on the boobies though. hope theyre everything you wanted and more...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I hope they're everything we want to see.....and more.
It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
I can get you a toe.
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Booooooooooooooobs.
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Nickelback Follow You Home
Well you can dig me up a grave And try and stick me in the ground Well you can tie me to the bed And try and beat me half to death But you can never keep me down Well you can stick me in a hole And you can pray all day for rain You can shoot me in the leg Just to try to make me beg And you can leave me there for days
[CHORUS] And I'll stay alive Just to follow you home And I will survive 'Cause you're my Mississippi Princess You're my California Queen Like the Duchess of Detroit And every city in between You can slap me in the face You can scream profanity Leave me here to die alone but I'll still follow you home I'll still follow you home
You can make a couple calls And tell your brothers I'm in town Put a bounty on my head And tell my parents that I'm dead And hope to hell I'm never found You can steal me the keys To your daddy's Cadillac You can tamper with the brakes Call it a mistake And pray I'm never coming back
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You can dig me up a grave And try and stick me in the ground You can tie me to the bed And try and beat me half to death But you can never keep me down
And I will survive 'Cause you're my Mississippi Princess You're my California Queen Like the Duchess of Detroit And every city in between You can slap me in the face You can scream profanity Leave me here to die alone but I'll still follow you home I'll still follow you home
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Nickelback Photograph
Look at this photograph Everytime I do it makes me laugh How did our eyes get so red And what the hell is on Joey's head
And this is where I grew up I think the present owner fixed it up I never knew we'd ever went without The second floor is hard for sneaking out
And this is where I went to school Most of the time had better things to do Criminal record says I broke in twice I must have done it half a dozen times
I wonder if It's too late Should i go back and try to graduate Life's better now then it was back then If I was them I wouldn't let me in
Oh oh oh Oh god I
Every memory of looking out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye
Every memory of walking out the front door I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye
Remember the old arcade Blew every dollar that we ever made The cops hated us hangin' out They say somebody went and burned it down
We used to listen to the radio And sing along with every song we know We said someday we'd find out how it feels To sing to more than just the steering wheel
Kim's the first girl I kissed I was so nervous that I nearly missed She's had a couple of kids since then I haven't seen her since god knows when
Oh oh oh Oh god I
Every memory of looking out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye
Every memory of walking out the front door I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye
I miss that town I miss the faces You can't erase You can't replace it I miss it now I can't believe it
So hard to stay Too hard to leave it
If I could I relive those days I know the one thing that would never change
Every memory of looking out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye
Every memory of walking out the front door I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye
Look at this photograph Everytime I do it makes me laugh Everytime I do it makes me
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Nickelback is a Canadian rock band formed in Hanna, Alberta, in 1995 by Chad Kroeger, Mike Kroeger and Ryan Vikedal. Their hit single "How You Remind Me" from their third album, Silver Side Up reached the top on the Canadian Singles Chart and the Billboard Hot 100 at the same time, making them the second Canadian band to accomplish this, the first being The Guess Who with "American Woman".[1] Since their smash hit "How You Remind Me" in 2001, the band enjoyed major commercial (although not critical) success. Nickelback sold over 13.5 million albums in the United States and over 1.7 million in Canada, their worldwide album sales totalled almost 25 million.[citation needed] The band has won nine Juno Awards, an American Music Award, an MTV Video Music Award for Best Video from a Film (Hero), and a World Music Award for World's Best-Selling Rock Artist. The band was also nominated for seven Grammy Awards, four American Music Awards and ten Juno Awards. On December 4, 2006, Nickelback won three Billboard Music Awards out of five nominations. Nickelback's latest release, All the Right Reasons has already sold more than 4.8 million albums in the United States and over 7 million albums worldwide. Well over a year after its release, it still regularly appears on the top 20 of the Billboard 200. NHL goalie Cam Ward, wears a goalie mask that has a Nickelback theme featuring the bandmembers playing.
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its been like 6 hours.
i don't understand why there are no pics yet.
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Quote:
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Kimi said: ...and a much reduced trunk....
A sin if there ever was one.
I concur!
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Booooooooooooooobs.
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That is so gross! Why would anyone want to do it in the ass?
How you doin'?
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Sammitch,that's Joey above you. Don't you know the names of the men on top of you?
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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maybe he only remembers the names of the men behind him
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Boogie in your butt Eddie Murphy
CHORUS] In your butt Put the boogie in your butt Put, put the boogie in your butt In your butt Put the boogie in your butt Put, put the boogie in your butt
I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt That's nasty, man What you talkin about Puttin boogie in people's butt Are you out yo mind or something? Could go to jail for doin something like that
Well step aside my friend I been doing it for years I say, sit on down, open your eyes And open up your ears Say, put a tree in your butt Put a, a bumblebee in your butt Put a clock in your butt Put a big rock in your butt Say, put some fleas in your butt Say, start to sneeze in your butt Say, put a tin can in your butt Put a little tiny man in your butt Say, put a light in your butt Say, make it bright in your butt Say, put a TV in your butt Say, put me in your butt Everybody say
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I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt, no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing-- You must be out your mind, man, y'all get paid for doing this? Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money Cause this don't sound like the kind of-- I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest, than put somethin in somebody's butt to be truthful
Well step aside my friend and let me show you how you do it When big bad E just rock rock to it Put a case in your butt Say, put a metal case in your butt Say, put her face in your butt Say, put a frown in your butt Say, put a clown in your butt Say, sit on down in your butt Say, put a boat in your butt Say, put a moat in your butt Put a mink coat in your butt Put everything in your butt Just start to sing about your butt Feels real good When you sing about your butt, sing
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Now wait a second, now, Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this? Puttin the butt and all that stuff? Really? What's this? A 100 dollar bill? I get to keep this 100 dollars if I be puttin stuff in people's butts? Really? Step aside.
Put a telephone in your butt Say, put some dust in your butt Say "it's a must" in your butt Say, pizza crust in your butt Say, put a telephone in your butt Put a dinosaur bone in your butt Put a radiator in your butt I'll say "see you later" in your butt Put an alligator in your butt Say, put some money in your butt Sure it feels real funny in your butt Say, squeeze it, please it, but don't tease it Put it in your butt Well, let me, let me just say Put a hot cup of Brim Fill it to the rim And put it in your butt To the beat Two sugars, stuff so sweet
In your butt Put the boogie in your butt Put, put the boogie in your butt
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Boogie In Your Butt Eddie Murphy
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Put a quarter, put a penny, Put a dime, put a nickel Sure do tickle Just put it in your butt Put some change in your butt Feels mighty strange in your butt Put some grass Put a shot glass Put it in your butt, sing!
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Put a speaker in your butt I say put a speaker in your butt
In your butt Put the boogie in your butt Put, put the boogie in your butt
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Eddie Murphy Party All The Time
Girl I can't understand it why you want to hurt me After all the things I've done for you. I buy you champagne and roses and diamonds on your finger - Diamonds on your finger - Still you hang out all night what am I to do?
My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time party all the time. My girl wants to party all the time party all the time.
She parties all the time - party all the time
She likes to party all the time - party all the time
party all the time - she likes to party all the time
party all the time.
Girl I've seen you in clubs just hanging out and dancing. You give your number to every man you see. You never come home at night because you're out romancing. I wish you bring some of your love home to me.
But my girl wants to party all the time . . . My girl wants to party all the time . . .
Party party party she likes to party all the time. She likes to party all the time - She lets her hair down she lets her body down: She lets her body she lets her body down. Party all the time - do you wanna get any party yeah. Party all the time - party all the time.
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