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While surfing the Internet, I came accross this telling picture:  What the hell?! Guys? Is there some rational explanation for this?
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While surfing the Internet, I came accross this telling picture:
What the hell?! Guys? Is there some rational explanation for this?
I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE...wait, what?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Holy shit! Are you telling me it's real?!
Chris, why didn't you tell us?
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Please, Mxy. It's an obvious photoshop. "My" body's way too thin. Dunno who the lucky guy in Chris' arms is...the real Nuriko, perhaps?
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Oakley squeezed the fat outta you cause he loves you that much!
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I would have to agree with whoever said the pic has been photoshopped. the real Joe Mama dresses far more flamboyantly than the person in this pic.
I think it's just another example of Marvel throwing out false information to deliberately knock us off the track.
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Plus everyone, especially Nowhereman and Grimm, knows I'm a top!
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Plus everyone, especially Nowhereman and Grimm, knows I'm a top!
it's cute when you pretend.
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I don't know, I just found the picture, but it looks pretty real to me. You can Chris' arm crossing Joe's body, which would be impossible to fake with photoshop.
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Plus everyone, especially Nowhereman and Grimm, knows I'm a top!
it's cute when you pretend.
Every time I hear the Everly Brothers' "All I Have To Do Is Dream", I think of you... 
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I don't know, I just found the picture, but it looks pretty real to me. You can Chris' arm crossing Joe's body, which would be impossible to fake with photoshop.
No one's arms are that long.
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I don't know, I just found the picture, but it looks pretty real to me. You can Chris' arm crossing Joe's body, which would be impossible to fake with photoshop.
but Chris' arm is clearly another color than Joe's arm! a clear sign of photoshopping!
because we all know Oakley's rassist!
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I don't know, I just found the picture, but it looks pretty real to me. You can Chris' arm crossing Joe's body, which would be impossible to fake with photoshop.
but Chris' arm is clearly another color than Joe's arm! a clear sign of photoshopping!
because we all know Oakley's rassist!
Yes, I'm way too dark for Oakley's love. Mxy, where'd you find that picture? I'm siccing the Rev. Al Sharpton on them!
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we should boycott MSNBC until they fire Chris Oakley!
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we should boycott MSNBC until they fire Chris Oakley!
Yeah! Fight the power!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Holy shit! Are you telling me it's real?!
Chris, why didn't you tell us?
Put down that crack pipe, Mxy. That photo's an obvious fake...JM and I despise each other(as my latests posts to him can attest).
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Holy shit! Are you telling me it's real?!
Chris, why didn't you tell us?
Put down that crack pipe, Mxy. That photo's an obvious fake...JM and I despise each other(as my latests posts to him can attest).
Then why'd you wank to that picture when you saw it?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Holy shit! Are you telling me it's real?!
Chris, why didn't you tell us?
Put down that crack pipe, Mxy. That photo's an obvious fake...JM and I despise each other(as my latests posts to him can attest).
Then why'd you wank to that picture when you saw it?
He was caught in your overpowering gaze.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Holy shit! Are you telling me it's real?!
Chris, why didn't you tell us?
Put down that crack pipe, Mxy. That photo's an obvious fake...JM and I despise each other(as my latests posts to him can attest).
Then why'd you wank to that picture when you saw it?
He was caught in your overpowering gaze.
To paraphrase Miss Deborah Gibson, Did he "get lost in" my "eyes"?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Holy shit! Are you telling me it's real?!
Chris, why didn't you tell us?
Put down that crack pipe, Mxy. That photo's an obvious fake...JM and I despise each other(as my latests posts to him can attest).
Yes, you fight all the time... just like lovers do. To be honest, Chris, I just can't bring myself to believe that you're lovers, but that picture is pretty solid evidence. I don't know what to believe anymore.
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i just downloaded and carbon dated the image -- its legit.
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Believe in Kurt Angle!!
"Believe in Kurt Angle, and the truth shall set you free. . .just like when I make Chris Oakley tap out! "
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i just downloaded and carbon dated the image -- its legit.
There you have it......and it's Rob's wallpaper now.
It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
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i just downloaded and carbon dated the image -- its legit.
There you have it......and it's Rob's wallpaper now.
in other words:
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Believe in Kurt Angle!!
"Believe in Kurt Angle, and the truth shall set you free. . .just like when I make Chris Oakley tap out! "
Kurt Angle!! 
It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
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i just downloaded and carbon dated the image -- its legit.
There you have it......and it's Rob's wallpaper now.
I don't know how to react to the idea of Rob wanking to me. Not with surprise, but should I be flattered or disturbed?
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neither. you should be thinner.
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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neither. you should be thinner.
So you're, like, the anti-Sammitch. You like the men you wank to nice and svelte.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
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it's code for "Rob is gay!"
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We don't need a code for that....we already know Rob is gay.
OakleyisgayforEllis!!
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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neither. you should be thinner.
So you're, like, the anti-Sammitch. You like the men you wank to nice and svelte.
listen, you want oakley for yourself, thats fine.
don't bring sammitch into this.
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neither. you should be thinner.
So you're, like, the anti-Sammitch. You like the men you wank to nice and svelte.
listen, you want oakley for yourself, thats fine.
don't bring sammitch into this.
Trouble in paradise?
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