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I was looking for a picture of a dwarf ant eater (dont ask why), and I stumbled on the picture below. I have no idea what he has to do with dwarf ant eaters, unless he sticks them up his bum or something! Now my question to the women is, if you paid for a stripper, or had a stripper hired for your birthday etc, and he was hung like this, would you feel cheated? Also, you have to ask, what made him decide being a male stripper was a good idea?
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hah. "dwarf ant eater" makes sense.
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I'm still stumped as to why he thought being a male stripper was a good career choice.
And who the fuck hired him?
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that chick looks like klinton wearing a wig.
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Nowhereman said: I'm still stumped as to why he thought being a male stripper was a good career choice.
And who the fuck hired him?
I've seen some strippers with c-section scars, droopy tits and bruises. This is the male equivalent.
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If it were sneaks, she'd be doing her best to deep throat the guy...
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Nowhereman said: I'm still stumped as to why he thought being a male stripper was a good career choice.
And who the fuck hired him?
I've seen some strippers with c-section scars, droopy tits and bruises. This is the male equivalent.
Surely though the main thing with a male stripper has gotta be cock size!
I'm sure we've all seen porn films with fat ugly men shagging lotsa women, but they all have big cocks!
That guy barely even has one!
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MisterJLA said: If it were sneaks, she'd be doing her best to deep throat the guy...
I think deep throat is giving that guy a bit too much credit!
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i didn't even need to open my mouth!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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They am hired him cause he am worked cheep. They am paid him by the inch.
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Nowhereman said: I'm still stumped as to why he thought being a male stripper was a good career choice.
And who the fuck hired him?
I've seen some strippers with c-section scars, droopy tits and bruises. This is the male equivalent.
Surely though the main thing with a male stripper has gotta be cock size!
I'm sure we've all seen porn films with fat ugly men shagging lotsa women, but they all have big cocks!
That guy barely even has one!
maybe he's like the "joke stripper" type, like when you get a pal some old bag or fat chick stripper for a bachelor party joke, or whatever.
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Maybe it was cold in there?
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