The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.
I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else....
he's got to give his blowup dolls a break sometime.
Grimm, on the other hand, invests in Real Dolls.
they're much more lifelike, poseable, and you never have to worry about punctures. you should consider upgrading sometime.
I understand that you're a music fan, Grimm; but couldn't you have chosen something better from their signature series?
And just like that, Doc swoops in with the funny.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock