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Joe Mama #826062 2007-06-28 10:08 PM
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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)


Of course you see no irony. You're a Yankees fan. You think irony is what your Chinese laundry does after they washee your shirtee.

(You're right, though. I wouldn't date it. I'd just fuck it with your cock and Bunny pushing. Yeah, I just said you had a cock. Call it just another statement that you can neither confirm nor deny. How's that mic working for you?)

(PS: This surly post was brought to you by the graemlins \:grumble\: and \:love\: , and the number o\:\) )

Last edited by Joe Mama; 2007-06-28 10:15 PM. Reason: Cuz I loves me some Mo.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)



he's got to give his blowup dolls a break sometime.

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)



he's got to give his blowup dolls a break sometime.


Grimm, on the other hand, invests in Real Dolls.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)



he's got to give his blowup dolls a break sometime.


Grimm, on the other hand, invests in Real Dolls.



they're much more lifelike, poseable, and you never have to worry about punctures. you should consider upgrading sometime.

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)



he's got to give his blowup dolls a break sometime.


Grimm, on the other hand, invests in Real Dolls.



they're much more lifelike, poseable, and you never have to worry about punctures. you should consider upgrading sometime.


Does Doc know you're cheating on him, or do you have him convinced they're the other roommates? Cuz you're tricky like that.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)


Of course you see no irony. You're a Yankees fan. You think irony is what your Chinese laundry does after they washee your shirtee.

(You're right, though. I wouldn't date it. I'd just fuck it with your cock and Bunny pushing. Yeah, I just said you had a cock. Call it just another statement that you can neither confirm nor deny. How's that mic working for you?)

(PS: This surly post was brought to you by the graemlins \:grumble\: and \:love\: , and the number o\:\) )



in all fairness, we can't confirm or deny whether JM has a cock either.

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)


Of course you see no irony. You're a Yankees fan. You think irony is what your Chinese laundry does after they washee your shirtee.

(You're right, though. I wouldn't date it. I'd just fuck it with your cock and Bunny pushing. Yeah, I just said you had a cock. Call it just another statement that you can neither confirm nor deny. How's that mic working for you?)

(PS: This surly post was brought to you by the graemlins \:grumble\: and \:love\: , and the number o\:\) )



in all fairness, we can't confirm or deny whether JM has a cock either.


I should probably tell you...that wasn't my finger... o\:\)


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)



he's got to give his blowup dolls a break sometime.


Grimm, on the other hand, invests in Real Dolls.



they're much more lifelike, poseable, and you never have to worry about punctures. you should consider upgrading sometime.


Does Doc know you're cheating on him, or do you have him convinced they're the other roommates? Cuz you're tricky like that.



Shhhh. I pass off the bills on them. He hasn't caught on yet.

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)



he's got to give his blowup dolls a break sometime.


Grimm, on the other hand, invests in Real Dolls.



they're much more lifelike, poseable, and you never have to worry about punctures. you should consider upgrading sometime.


Does Doc know you're cheating on him, or do you have him convinced they're the other roommates? Cuz you're tricky like that.



Shhhh. I pass off the bills on them. He hasn't caught on yet.


Fair enough.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)


Of course you see no irony. You're a Yankees fan. You think irony is what your Chinese laundry does after they washee your shirtee.

(You're right, though. I wouldn't date it. I'd just fuck it with your cock and Bunny pushing. Yeah, I just said you had a cock. Call it just another statement that you can neither confirm nor deny. How's that mic working for you?)

(PS: This surly post was brought to you by the graemlins \:grumble\: and \:love\: , and the number o\:\) )



in all fairness, we can't confirm or deny whether JM has a cock either.


I should probably tell you...that wasn't my finger... o\:\)



yeah, fingers are generally not located on people's feet. although why you felt the need to show off your miniscule toes all through the Con is beyond me. buy some proper shoes dammit!

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)



he's got to give his blowup dolls a break sometime.


Grimm, on the other hand, invests in Real Dolls.



they're much more lifelike, poseable, and you never have to worry about punctures. you should consider upgrading sometime.


I understand that you're a music fan, Grimm; but couldn't you have chosen something better from their signature series?



whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)


Of course you see no irony. You're a Yankees fan. You think irony is what your Chinese laundry does after they washee your shirtee.

(You're right, though. I wouldn't date it. I'd just fuck it with your cock and Bunny pushing. Yeah, I just said you had a cock. Call it just another statement that you can neither confirm nor deny. How's that mic working for you?)

(PS: This surly post was brought to you by the graemlins \:grumble\: and \:love\: , and the number o\:\) )



in all fairness, we can't confirm or deny whether JM has a cock either.


I should probably tell you...that wasn't my finger... o\:\)



yeah, fingers are generally not located on people's feet. although why you felt the need to show off your miniscule toes all through the Con is beyond me. buy some proper shoes dammit!


If you were so grossed out, why'd you take it to my knee? Ya fuh-reak!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)



he's got to give his blowup dolls a break sometime.


Grimm, on the other hand, invests in Real Dolls.



they're much more lifelike, poseable, and you never have to worry about punctures. you should consider upgrading sometime.


I understand that you're a music fan, Grimm; but couldn't you have chosen something better from their signature series?



\:lol\:

And just like that, Doc swoops in with the funny.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)



he's got to give his blowup dolls a break sometime.


Grimm, on the other hand, invests in Real Dolls.



they're much more lifelike, poseable, and you never have to worry about punctures. you should consider upgrading sometime.


I understand that you're a music fan, Grimm; but couldn't you have chosen something better from their signature series?



\:lol\:

And just like that, Doc swoops in with the funny.


That's not a publicity photo, either. That's Grimm's bedroom.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)


Of course you see no irony. You're a Yankees fan.


You make no sense! But you're a Red Sox fan, so I shouldn't be surprised!

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You think irony is what your Chinese laundry does after they washee your shirtee.


Honey, they're Korean - I know, I know, they all look the same to you, you rassist!

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(You're right, though. I wouldn't date it. I'd just fuck it with your cock and Bunny pushing. Yeah, I just said you had a cock.


I think you're confusing me with Uschi, silly Red Sox man...

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Call it just another statement that you can neither confirm nor deny.


You're just jealous becasue Uschi's cock is bigger than yours, you cranky bitch....

o\:\)

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How's that mic working for you?)


Fuck. \:\(

\:lol\:

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Sesame Street! \:love\:



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)



he's got to give his blowup dolls a break sometime.


Grimm, on the other hand, invests in Real Dolls.



they're much more lifelike, poseable, and you never have to worry about punctures. you should consider upgrading sometime.


I understand that you're a music fan, Grimm; but couldn't you have chosen something better from their signature series?




I can't see the pic. I feel so left out. just like when Doc and Joe Mama disappeared into their private suite at the Con.

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)


Of course you see no irony. You're a Yankees fan. You think irony is what your Chinese laundry does after they washee your shirtee.

(You're right, though. I wouldn't date it. I'd just fuck it with your cock and Bunny pushing. Yeah, I just said you had a cock. Call it just another statement that you can neither confirm nor deny. How's that mic working for you?)

(PS: This surly post was brought to you by the graemlins \:grumble\: and \:love\: , and the number o\:\) )



in all fairness, we can't confirm or deny whether JM has a cock either.


I should probably tell you...that wasn't my finger... o\:\)



yeah, fingers are generally not located on people's feet. although why you felt the need to show off your miniscule toes all through the Con is beyond me. buy some proper shoes dammit!


If you were so grossed out, why'd you take it to my knee? Ya fuh-reak!



I know you get confused easily due to your lack of education (no, Boston College is a great school! really!), and your low tolerance for alcohol, but there's no excuse for confusing me with Doc.

granted, I know you obsess about me and fantasize about me constantly, but at some point, some dude's really gonna get upset and want to know who this "Grimm" person is and why you keep screaming his name when you're getting pounded up the rear.

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)



he's got to give his blowup dolls a break sometime.


Grimm, on the other hand, invests in Real Dolls.



they're much more lifelike, poseable, and you never have to worry about punctures. you should consider upgrading sometime.


I understand that you're a music fan, Grimm; but couldn't you have chosen something better from their signature series?




I can't see the pic. I feel so left out. just like when Doc and Joe Mama disappeared into their private suite at the Con.


We just wanted to give you and David Prouse the privacy you hinted at wanting. Scary that, three floors down at the bar, we could still hear you screaming, "Fuck me Vader! Gimme that big red lightsaber!"


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)



he's got to give his blowup dolls a break sometime.


Grimm, on the other hand, invests in Real Dolls.



they're much more lifelike, poseable, and you never have to worry about punctures. you should consider upgrading sometime.


I understand that you're a music fan, Grimm; but couldn't you have chosen something better from their signature series?




I can't see the pic. I feel so left out. just like when Doc and Joe Mama disappeared into their private suite at the Con.


We just wanted to give you and David Prouse the privacy you hinted at wanting. Scary that, three floors down at the bar, we could still hear you screaming, "Fuck me Vader! Gimme that big red lightsaber!"



I was just reading from your Star Wars fanfic script you left behind in the bar. That was the bit where Jedi-in-training Dave Solo is tempted to turn to the Dark Side. . .





























































. . .IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!

\:D

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
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I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)



he's got to give his blowup dolls a break sometime.


Grimm, on the other hand, invests in Real Dolls.



they're much more lifelike, poseable, and you never have to worry about punctures. you should consider upgrading sometime.


I understand that you're a music fan, Grimm; but couldn't you have chosen something better from their signature series?




I can't see the pic. I feel so left out. just like when Doc and Joe Mama disappeared into their private suite at the Con.


We just wanted to give you and David Prouse the privacy you hinted at wanting. Scary that, three floors down at the bar, we could still hear you screaming, "Fuck me Vader! Gimme that big red lightsaber!"



I was just reading from your Star Wars fanfic script you left behind in the bar. That was the bit where Jedi-in-training Dave Solo is tempted to turn to the Dark Side. . .





























































. . .IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!

\:D


Um, I'm not the frequent contributor to the Writer's Block, script-boy. I think you've once again confused the two of us. Which, judging by your last few posts, is a fairly common occurrence.


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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
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[quote=harleykwin]
I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)



he's got to give his blowup dolls a break sometime.


Grimm, on the other hand, invests in Real Dolls.



they're much more lifelike, poseable, and you never have to worry about punctures. you should consider upgrading sometime.


I understand that you're a music fan, Grimm; but couldn't you have chosen something better from their signature series?




I can't see the pic. I feel so left out. just like when Doc and Joe Mama disappeared into their private suite at the Con.


We just wanted to give you and David Prouse the privacy you hinted at wanting. Scary that, three floors down at the bar, we could still hear you screaming, "Fuck me Vader! Gimme that big red lightsaber!"



I was just reading from your Star Wars fanfic script you left behind in the bar. That was the bit where Jedi-in-training Dave Solo is tempted to turn to the Dark Side. . .





























































. . .IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!

\:D


Um, I'm not the frequent contributor to the Writer's Block, script-boy. I think you've once again confused the two of us. Which, judging by your last few posts, is a fairly common occurrence. [/quote]


there are no frequent contributors to the writer's block. \:\(

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)



he's got to give his blowup dolls a break sometime.




Oderint, dum metuant.


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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

I don't care - I love her voice...


The irony of this statement is so beautiful that I'm dumping my gal to date it.


I don't see any irony there...'cept for you thinking you have a chance to date anything else.... o\:\)



he's got to give his blowup dolls a break sometime.




Joe's typical weekend.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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He's getting more than most of the fuckheads here...


Oderint, dum metuant.


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da-yum!

\:lol\:

ok, enough with Grimm and Joe's lovefest.

Elvis - Heartbreak Hotel



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I Put a Spell on You-CCR

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm

I Put a Spell on You-CCR



good stuff...


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
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He's getting more than most of the fuckheads here...



thats probably not saying much...


big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place!
Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: Knutreturns
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I Put a Spell on You-CCR



good stuff...



aye.

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pretty much same as last night

fools rush in, elvis
tracy chapman, give me one good reason
kenny rodgers, just dropped in
stevie ray, empty arms

plus some newer stuff...
manson, tainted love
cake, frank sinatra
and iono why, but....
dr dre, what's the difference..... first time i heard xzibit, i liked him early on

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm

I Put a Spell on You-CCR


I see no denial of the lovefest with Joe. Hmmm, what really happened at Drunken Con...? o\:\)

Jennifer Hudson - I'm Changing (from Dreamgirls)



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Jennifer Hudson - I'm Changing (from Dreamgirls)



girls got vocals...


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 Originally Posted By: Grimm

I Put a Spell on You-CCR


I see no denial of the lovefest with Joe. Hmmm, what really happened at Drunken Con...? o\:\)



o\:\) I wouldn't know. Doc and Joe spent lots of time together while I was off with friends.

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 Originally Posted By: Knutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Jennifer Hudson - I'm Changing (from Dreamgirls)



girls got vocals...


lovelovelove her! She fuckin' owned that movie!

But then there is the original:

Jennifer Holliday - And I'm Telling You - also from Dreamgirls. Saw her perform this twice on Broadway when the show first opened. She brought down the house. Standing ovation lasted for minutes....



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
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 Originally Posted By: Grimm

I Put a Spell on You-CCR


I see no denial of the lovefest with Joe. Hmmm, what really happened at Drunken Con...? o\:\)



o\:\) I wouldn't know. Doc and Joe spent lots of time together while I was off with friends.


I think Atlanta is like Vegas...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Knutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Jennifer Hudson - I'm Changing (from Dreamgirls)



girls got vocals...


lovelovelove her! She fuckin' owned that movie!

But then there is the original:

Jennifer Holliday - And I'm Telling You - also from Dreamgirls. Saw her perform this twice on Broadway when the show first opened. She brought down the house. Standing ovation lasted for minutes....



yeah just like ms hudson. its the role that made her a star...


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 Originally Posted By: Knutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Knutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Jennifer Hudson - I'm Changing (from Dreamgirls)



girls got vocals...


lovelovelove her! She fuckin' owned that movie!

But then there is the original:

Jennifer Holliday - And I'm Telling You - also from Dreamgirls. Saw her perform this twice on Broadway when the show first opened. She brought down the house. Standing ovation lasted for minutes....



yeah just like ms hudson. its the role that made her a star...


Lil bit of trivia - that song was the last song before the Dreamgirls' intermission. In the original script, Effie committed suicide and never showed up in the second half of the show. A week before most shows officially open on Broadway they have a test run of sorts - and sometimes they ask for the audience opinions. People loved Holliday's performance so much and were so angered/upset about Effie's death that the producers re-wrote the script to keep Holliday in... she ended up winning a Tony for her performance too.

now: some Ella, Billie, Dinah and Sarah...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Knutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Knutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Jennifer Hudson - I'm Changing (from Dreamgirls)



girls got vocals...


lovelovelove her! She fuckin' owned that movie!

But then there is the original:

Jennifer Holliday - And I'm Telling You - also from Dreamgirls. Saw her perform this twice on Broadway when the show first opened. She brought down the house. Standing ovation lasted for minutes....



yeah just like ms hudson. its the role that made her a star...


Lil bit of trivia - that song was the last song before the Dreamgirls' intermission. In the original script, Effie committed suicide and never showed up in the second half of the show. A week before most shows officially open on Broadway they have a test run of sorts - and sometimes they ask for the audience opinions. People loved Holliday's performance so much and were so angered/upset about Effie's death that the producers re-wrote the script to keep Holliday in... she ended up winning a Tony for her performance too.



\:whoa\: didnt know that...
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
now: some Ella, Billie, Dinah and Sarah...


see thats why ur so popular here...


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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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