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I couldn't finish Kung Fu Hustle - it was so fucking boring...  Dude, seriously, the previews looked so cute and then...bleh... zzzzzzzzz... there are so many better Kung Fu movies out there.... Dude, the movie is hilarious! It's got great fight scenes like a chop-socky flick should. It's got scenes that are straight out of Warner Bros./Tex Avery cartoons. It's got a cute little romance subplot that ruins through it. And it ends on such a great note! When you sat down with it, were you expecting a straight Kung Fu flick, or did you know that the director (who also did Shaolin Soccer) mixes a lot of humor with his martial arts? Did you have your sense of humor removed when you passed the bar? Sweetie, I knew it wasn't going to be Enter the Dragon and was supposed to be funny - unfortunately, it wasn't. My sense of humor remains, even after passing the bar, m'dear. Afterall, I find you funny -even when you're not trying to be... I dont know a single person that doesnt find both Kung Fu Hustle and Shaolin Soccer, to be hilarious! Not just funny, but HILARIOUS!!! Shaolin Soccer is the better of the two, and even with that said, Hustle pisses on most Brit and American comedies!
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Did you have your sense of humor removed when you passed the bar? doesnt that happen with all lawyers...? Oh, heeeeeell no!    oh was i typing out loud again... You just do it cuz you know you ain't within striking distance... 
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I couldn't finish Kung Fu Hustle - it was so fucking boring... Dude, seriously, the previews looked so cute and then...bleh... zzzzzzzzz... there are so many better Kung Fu movies out there....  Fuck yeah! And thats like comparing The Godfather to Johnny Dangerously just cause they are both gangster flicks!
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Hustle and Shaolin Soccer, to be hilarious!
Not just funny, but HILARIOUS!!!
Shaolin Soccer is the better of the two, and even with that said, Hustle pisses on most Brit and American comedies!
well said nowie. though i perfer Hustle to shaolin soccer but only by a little...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I couldn't finish Kung Fu Hustle - it was so fucking boring... Dude, seriously, the previews looked so cute and then...bleh... zzzzzzzzz... there are so many better Kung Fu movies out there.... Dude, the movie is hilarious! It's got great fight scenes like a chop-socky flick should. It's got scenes that are straight out of Warner Bros./Tex Avery cartoons. It's got a cute little romance subplot that ruins through it. And it ends on such a great note! When you sat down with it, were you expecting a straight Kung Fu flick, or did you know that the director (who also did Shaolin Soccer) mixes a lot of humor with his martial arts? Did you have your sense of humor removed when you passed the bar? Sweetie, I knew it wasn't going to be Enter the Dragon and was supposed to be funny - unfortunately, it wasn't. My sense of humor remains, even after passing the bar, m'dear. Afterall, I find you funny -even when you're not trying to be... I dont know a single person that doesnt find both Kung Fu Hustle and Shaolin Soccer, to be hilarious! Not just funny, but HILARIOUS!!! Well, now you do! (Well, at least with KFH - never saw SS) Shaolin Soccer is the better of the two, and even with that said, Hustle pisses on most Brit and American comedies! Fred, that's not really saying much...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I couldn't finish Kung Fu Hustle - it was so fucking boring... Dude, seriously, the previews looked so cute and then...bleh... zzzzzzzzz... there are so many better Kung Fu movies out there.... Fuck yeah! And thats like comparing The Godfather to Johnny Dangerously just cause they are both gangster flicks! damn. rollin with nowie on back-to-back posts...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I couldn't finish Kung Fu Hustle - it was so fucking boring... Dude, seriously, the previews looked so cute and then...bleh... zzzzzzzzz... there are so many better Kung Fu movies out there.... Fuck yeah! And thats like comparing The Godfather to Johnny Dangerously just cause they are both gangster flicks! Admittedly, different genres. Still enjoyed it more than Hustle, tho...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I couldn't finish Kung Fu Hustle - it was so fucking boring... Dude, seriously, the previews looked so cute and then...bleh... zzzzzzzzz... there are so many better Kung Fu movies out there.... Dude, the movie is hilarious! It's got great fight scenes like a chop-socky flick should. It's got scenes that are straight out of Warner Bros./Tex Avery cartoons. It's got a cute little romance subplot that ruins through it. And it ends on such a great note! When you sat down with it, were you expecting a straight Kung Fu flick, or did you know that the director (who also did Shaolin Soccer) mixes a lot of humor with his martial arts? Did you have your sense of humor removed when you passed the bar? Sweetie, I knew it wasn't going to be Enter the Dragon and was supposed to be funny - unfortunately, it wasn't. My sense of humor remains, even after passing the bar, m'dear. Afterall, I find you funny -even when you're not trying to be... I dont know a single person that doesnt find both Kung Fu Hustle and Shaolin Soccer, to be hilarious! Not just funny, but HILARIOUS!!! Well, now you do! (Well, at least with KFH - never saw SS) Shaolin Soccer is the better of the two, and even with that said, Hustle pisses on most Brit and American comedies! Fred, that's not really saying much... Yup, sense of humour removal surgery! Tis most sad!
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Yup, sense of humour removal surgery!
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they say the first symptom is being a yankees fan... 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I couldn't finish Kung Fu Hustle - it was so fucking boring... Dude, seriously, the previews looked so cute and then...bleh... zzzzzzzzz... there are so many better Kung Fu movies out there.... Dude, the movie is hilarious! It's got great fight scenes like a chop-socky flick should. It's got scenes that are straight out of Warner Bros./Tex Avery cartoons. It's got a cute little romance subplot that ruins through it. And it ends on such a great note! When you sat down with it, were you expecting a straight Kung Fu flick, or did you know that the director (who also did Shaolin Soccer) mixes a lot of humor with his martial arts? Did you have your sense of humor removed when you passed the bar? Sweetie, I knew it wasn't going to be Enter the Dragon and was supposed to be funny - unfortunately, it wasn't. My sense of humor remains, even after passing the bar, m'dear. Afterall, I find you funny -even when you're not trying to be... I dont know a single person that doesnt find both Kung Fu Hustle and Shaolin Soccer, to be hilarious! Not just funny, but HILARIOUS!!! Well, now you do! (Well, at least with KFH - never saw SS) Shaolin Soccer is the better of the two, and even with that said, Hustle pisses on most Brit and American comedies! Fred, that's not really saying much... Yup, sense of humour removal surgery! Tis most sad! And yet, you still amuse me...hmmm...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I couldn't finish Kung Fu Hustle - it was so fucking boring... Dude, seriously, the previews looked so cute and then...bleh... zzzzzzzzz... there are so many better Kung Fu movies out there.... Dude, the movie is hilarious! It's got great fight scenes like a chop-socky flick should. It's got scenes that are straight out of Warner Bros./Tex Avery cartoons. It's got a cute little romance subplot that ruins through it. And it ends on such a great note! When you sat down with it, were you expecting a straight Kung Fu flick, or did you know that the director (who also did Shaolin Soccer) mixes a lot of humor with his martial arts? Did you have your sense of humor removed when you passed the bar? Sweetie, I knew it wasn't going to be Enter the Dragon and was supposed to be funny - unfortunately, it wasn't. My sense of humor remains, even after passing the bar, m'dear. Afterall, I find you funny -even when you're not trying to be... I dont know a single person that doesnt find both Kung Fu Hustle and Shaolin Soccer, to be hilarious! Not just funny, but HILARIOUS!!! Well, now you do! (Well, at least with KFH - never saw SS) Shaolin Soccer is the better of the two, and even with that said, Hustle pisses on most Brit and American comedies! Fred, that's not really saying much... Yup, sense of humour removal surgery! Tis most sad! And yet, you still amuse me...hmmm... I am the prescription to your sad condition. Looks like the docs are gonna have to up the dosage!
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they say the first symptom is being a yankees fan... Yankees 26, Jealous K-nut 0
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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hustle is my 2nd fav movie....i like the fighting being kick ass at times... like the musicians 3 masters, and the humour... like the landlady slapping the man in the middle of a shampoo. i even got someone who expected it to suck hard to like it. laugh more than expected anyway. i will have to look for shaolin soccer if it is half as good as hustle.
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I couldn't finish Kung Fu Hustle - it was so fucking boring... Dude, seriously, the previews looked so cute and then...bleh... zzzzzzzzz... there are so many better Kung Fu movies out there.... Dude, the movie is hilarious! It's got great fight scenes like a chop-socky flick should. It's got scenes that are straight out of Warner Bros./Tex Avery cartoons. It's got a cute little romance subplot that ruins through it. And it ends on such a great note! When you sat down with it, were you expecting a straight Kung Fu flick, or did you know that the director (who also did Shaolin Soccer) mixes a lot of humor with his martial arts? Did you have your sense of humor removed when you passed the bar? Sweetie, I knew it wasn't going to be Enter the Dragon and was supposed to be funny - unfortunately, it wasn't. My sense of humor remains, even after passing the bar, m'dear. Afterall, I find you funny -even when you're not trying to be... I dont know a single person that doesnt find both Kung Fu Hustle and Shaolin Soccer, to be hilarious! Not just funny, but HILARIOUS!!! Well, now you do! (Well, at least with KFH - never saw SS) Shaolin Soccer is the better of the two, and even with that said, Hustle pisses on most Brit and American comedies! Fred, that's not really saying much... Yup, sense of humour removal surgery! Tis most sad! And yet, you still amuse me...hmmm... I am the prescription to your sad condition. Looks like the docs are gonna have to up the dosage! Sweet Jesus! The cure is worse than the original problem!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I couldn't finish Kung Fu Hustle - it was so fucking boring... Dude, seriously, the previews looked so cute and then...bleh... zzzzzzzzz... there are so many better Kung Fu movies out there.... Dude, the movie is hilarious! It's got great fight scenes like a chop-socky flick should. It's got scenes that are straight out of Warner Bros./Tex Avery cartoons. It's got a cute little romance subplot that ruins through it. And it ends on such a great note! When you sat down with it, were you expecting a straight Kung Fu flick, or did you know that the director (who also did Shaolin Soccer) mixes a lot of humor with his martial arts? Did you have your sense of humor removed when you passed the bar? Sweetie, I knew it wasn't going to be Enter the Dragon and was supposed to be funny - unfortunately, it wasn't. My sense of humor remains, even after passing the bar, m'dear. Afterall, I find you funny -even when you're not trying to be... I dont know a single person that doesnt find both Kung Fu Hustle and Shaolin Soccer, to be hilarious! Not just funny, but HILARIOUS!!! Well, now you do! (Well, at least with KFH - never saw SS) Shaolin Soccer is the better of the two, and even with that said, Hustle pisses on most Brit and American comedies! Fred, that's not really saying much... Yup, sense of humour removal surgery! Tis most sad! Here's how you know you're wrong: me and Nowhereman completely agree on a point. Both flicks are hilarious (SS more than KFH, but that takes nothing away from the latter). And both flicks are better than the vast majority of American and British comedies. You need a sense of humor implant and, since you admittedly find me funny (even when I'm not trying to be), I volunteer to give you the injection you need.
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Here's how you know you're wrong: me and Nowhereman completely agree on a point. Both flicks are hilarious (SS more than KFH, but that takes nothing away from the latter). And both flicks are better than the vast majority of American and British comedies. You need a sense of humor implant and, since you admittedly find me funny (even when I'm not trying to be), I volunteer to give you the injection you need.
Ill take that responsibility of your hands since you would have to go up to NY to administer the shot... 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Here's how you know you're wrong: me and Nowhereman completely agree on a point. Both flicks are hilarious (SS more than KFH, but that takes nothing away from the latter). And both flicks are better than the vast majority of American and British comedies. You need a sense of humor implant and, since you admittedly find me funny (even when I'm not trying to be), I volunteer to give you the injection you need.
Ill take that responsibility of your hands since you would have to go up to NY to administer the shot... You keep your hands off my meat injector, you homo!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Here's how you know you're wrong: me and Nowhereman completely agree on a point. Both flicks are hilarious (SS more than KFH, but that takes nothing away from the latter). And both flicks are better than the vast majority of American and British comedies. You need a sense of humor implant and, since you admittedly find me funny (even when I'm not trying to be), I volunteer to give you the injection you need.
Ill take that responsibility of your hands since you would have to go up to NY to administer the shot... See? That was cute and funny... As for your injection, JM, I'm not worried - I know its not big enough to hurt...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Here's how you know you're wrong: me and Nowhereman completely agree on a point. Both flicks are hilarious (SS more than KFH, but that takes nothing away from the latter). And both flicks are better than the vast majority of American and British comedies. You need a sense of humor implant and, since you admittedly find me funny (even when I'm not trying to be), I volunteer to give you the injection you need.
Ill take that responsibility of your hands since you would have to go up to NY to administer the shot... See? That was cute and funny... As for your injection, JM, I'm not worried - I know its not big enough to hurt... snap!
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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You dont find KFH funny, yet the fact I didnt like another Chow movie as much, thats funny?
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Here's how you know you're wrong: me and Nowhereman completely agree on a point. Both flicks are hilarious (SS more than KFH, but that takes nothing away from the latter). And both flicks are better than the vast majority of American and British comedies. You need a sense of humor implant and, since you admittedly find me funny (even when I'm not trying to be), I volunteer to give you the injection you need.
Ill take that responsibility of your hands since you would have to go up to NY to administer the shot... You keep your hands off my meat injector, you homo!!! but you never tell rob that...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Here's how you know you're wrong: me and Nowhereman completely agree on a point. Both flicks are hilarious (SS more than KFH, but that takes nothing away from the latter). And both flicks are better than the vast majority of American and British comedies. You need a sense of humor implant and, since you admittedly find me funny (even when I'm not trying to be), I volunteer to give you the injection you need.
Ill take that responsibility of your hands since you would have to go up to NY to administer the shot... You keep your hands off my meat injector, you homo!!! but you never tell rob that... Just cause they use you as a novelty condom, does not detract from your own gayness!
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You dont find KFH funny, yet the fact I didnt like another Chow movie as much, thats funny? No, no Fred, You said "Eh?" and I was following up with "wha?"...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I said Eh because I didnt understand what you was laughing at!
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Here's how you know you're wrong: me and Nowhereman completely agree on a point. Both flicks are hilarious (SS more than KFH, but that takes nothing away from the latter). And both flicks are better than the vast majority of American and British comedies. You need a sense of humor implant and, since you admittedly find me funny (even when I'm not trying to be), I volunteer to give you the injection you need.
Ill take that responsibility of your hands since you would have to go up to NY to administer the shot... See? That was cute and funny... As for your injection, JM, I'm not worried - I know its not big enough to hurt... That's right, guys. She KNOWS!!! Enjoy my sloppy seco WAITAMINNIT!!! 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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You dont find KFH funny, yet the fact I didnt like another Chow movie as much, thats funny? She's a lawyer. The only things they find funny are semantic arguments, legal puns, and Carrot Top.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Here's how you know you're wrong: me and Nowhereman completely agree on a point. Both flicks are hilarious (SS more than KFH, but that takes nothing away from the latter). And both flicks are better than the vast majority of American and British comedies. You need a sense of humor implant and, since you admittedly find me funny (even when I'm not trying to be), I volunteer to give you the injection you need.
Ill take that responsibility of your hands since you would have to go up to NY to administer the shot... You keep your hands off my meat injector, you homo!!! but you never tell rob that... Which does not distract from the fact that you wanna touch my pee-pee. Y'know, Beardguy likes the black bears...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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You dont find KFH funny, yet the fact I didnt like another Chow movie as much, thats funny? She's a lawyer. The only things they find funny are semantic arguments, legal puns, and Carrot Top. She's an anti-semite! HarleyGibson!
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You dont find KFH funny, yet the fact I didnt like another Chow movie as much, thats funny? She's a lawyer. The only things they find funny are semantic arguments, legal puns, and Carrot Top. \ Don't you call Fred "Carrot Top"!!! Oh, and "fuck you" to the rest of that...  
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Here's how you know you're wrong: me and Nowhereman completely agree on a point. Both flicks are hilarious (SS more than KFH, but that takes nothing away from the latter). And both flicks are better than the vast majority of American and British comedies. You need a sense of humor implant and, since you admittedly find me funny (even when I'm not trying to be), I volunteer to give you the injection you need.
Ill take that responsibility of your hands since you would have to go up to NY to administer the shot... See? That was cute and funny... As for your injection, JM, I'm not worried - I know its not big enough to hurt... That's right, guys. She KNOWS!!! Enjoy my sloppy seco WAITAMINNIT!!! 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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You dont find KFH funny, yet the fact I didnt like another Chow movie as much, thats funny? She's a lawyer. The only things they find funny are semantic arguments, legal puns, and Carrot Top. \ Don't you call Fred "Carrot Top"!!! Oh, and "fuck you" to the rest of that...  She giggles whenever she hears "A Boy Named Sue" and mumbles "Sue...his name is Sue and I like to...tee hee!"
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Here's how you know you're wrong: me and Nowhereman completely agree on a point. Both flicks are hilarious (SS more than KFH, but that takes nothing away from the latter). And both flicks are better than the vast majority of American and British comedies. You need a sense of humor implant and, since you admittedly find me funny (even when I'm not trying to be), I volunteer to give you the injection you need.
Ill take that responsibility of your hands since you would have to go up to NY to administer the shot... You keep your hands off my meat injector, you homo!!! but you never tell rob that... Which does not distract from the fact that you wanna touch my pee-pee. Y'know, Beardguy likes the black bears... sorry JM. thats not how i roll. not to mention that id have better luck finding a tic-tac under the couch cushions...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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