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I like replying to Nigerian scammers to make them lose time. My heroes are those guys who actually manage to make the scammers lose money in their attempt to empty our bank accounts. Today I got this one: From: "ramin razaq" <ramin_ra27@hotmail.fr> Subject: Reply me immediately Date: Fri, 20 Jul 2007 19:49:50 +0000 From: Dr Ramin Razaq Attention please, I am Dr Ramin Razaq the bank manager of AFRICA BANK (AB) BURKINA FASO WEST AFRICA BRANCH. I am contacting you based on Trust and confidentiality that you will keep this as top secret. don't be scared or surprised, i am the manager of AFRICA BANK and i have an opportunity to transfer sum of US$10.5MILLION (TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED UNITED STATE DOLLARS) I have the courage to look for a reliable and Honest Person who will be capable for this important business Transaction, believing that you will never let me down either now or in Future. The owner of this account is JOSEPH F. GRILLO, foreigner and he is the Manager Of petrol chemical service, a chemical engineer by Proffession.He died in world trade center as a victim of the September 11,2001 Incident that befall the United State of America, the bank has made series of efforts to contact any of the relatives to claim this money but without success, you can confirm through this website:http://www.september11victims.com/september11Victims/VictimInfo.asp?ID=1260 and my Investigation proved to me as well that his company does not know anything About this account. I want to transfer this money into a safe foreign account abroad but I Don't know any foreigner,I know that this message will come to you as a surprise as we don't know ourselves before, but be sure that it is real And A Genuine business. hope that you will never let me down in this transaction, at the conclusion of this business, you will be giving 30% of the total amount, 70% will be for me. I look forward to your earliest reply by email for more details Thanks. Best regards Dr Razaq. I wanna cook up something special for this one. Suggestions?
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Pretend your name is Rob, and offer to let him man fuck you!
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Respond to the spammer, telling him that you're interested in helping him. Then, when he tries to get you to send him money, explain to him that you are a minister doing missionary work, so money is a bit difficult for you to come by. Suggest (but don't directly say) that he might have to send you a little money as a sign of good faith so you can show your church leaders that you're not being scammed - if these church leaders see that "Dr. Razaq" is the "real deal", they'll be more than happy to send money. From there, come up with various church-related reasons for why you haven't sent the money that will get him to send you more money until such a time as you can "die" or be "replaced" by your church leaders.
Basically, you'll be scamming a scammer. I hope this works and you make some money out of the deal. Of course, I'd like a cut if this works...
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Mxy is an old hand at scamming scammers, he only wants suggestions to do it differently this time! The photos he got last time were priceless!
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Respond to the spammer, telling him that you're interested in helping him. Then, when he tries to get you to send him money, explain to him that you are a minister doing missionary work, so money is a bit difficult for you to come by. Suggest (but don't directly say) that he might have to send you a little money as a sign of good faith so you can show your church leaders that you're not being scammed - if these church leaders see that "Dr. Razaq" is the "real deal", they'll be more than happy to send money. From there, come up with various church-related reasons for why you haven't sent the money that will get him to send you more money until such a time as you can "die" or be "replaced" by your church leaders.
Basically, you'll be scamming a scammer. I hope this works and you make some money out of the deal. Of course, I'd like a cut if this works... This is a good idea, but he wouldn't give me money that easily. They only spend money if they're sure they'll get more money in return: For example, a guy once sent a scammer a box that supposedly had a laptop inside, and declared it as such at the post office. Therefore, when it got to the scammer, he had to pay 400 dollars of tax for the computer. Of course, he thought it was worth it because he wanted to sell the computer for a lot more money... However, when he opened the box, he found this: (Here's the full story, btw: http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/)
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Respond to the spammer, telling him that you're interested in helping him. Then, when he tries to get you to send him money, explain to him that you are a minister doing missionary work, so money is a bit difficult for you to come by. Suggest (but don't directly say) that he might have to send you a little money as a sign of good faith so you can show your church leaders that you're not being scammed - if these church leaders see that "Dr. Razaq" is the "real deal", they'll be more than happy to send money. From there, come up with various church-related reasons for why you haven't sent the money that will get him to send you more money until such a time as you can "die" or be "replaced" by your church leaders.
Basically, you'll be scamming a scammer. I hope this works and you make some money out of the deal. Of course, I'd like a cut if this works... Wasn't that done?
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I had a friend who was selling a bike on craigslist, he got a reply from someone in Nigeria saying they would give him $500 for the bike (he was asking $200) but they needed to give him a check for $1500 and he would need to give them a thousand back. My friend gave them his mailing address and then strung them along with emails long after he sold the bike until they finally gave up and stopped responding to him.
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Respond to the spammer, telling him that you're interested in helping him. Then, when he tries to get you to send him money, explain to him that you are a minister doing missionary work, so money is a bit difficult for you to come by. Suggest (but don't directly say) that he might have to send you a little money as a sign of good faith so you can show your church leaders that you're not being scammed - if these church leaders see that "Dr. Razaq" is the "real deal", they'll be more than happy to send money. From there, come up with various church-related reasons for why you haven't sent the money that will get him to send you more money until such a time as you can "die" or be "replaced" by your church leaders.
Basically, you'll be scamming a scammer. I hope this works and you make some money out of the deal. Of course, I'd like a cut if this works... Wasn't that done? Supposedly, yes. I just like the idea of someone from these boards making some cash off those douchebags.
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make it personal!
tell him that you had a son was named "ramin razaq" and that you have lost contact with him years ago. bring up some painful family memory that split you apart, like you simply couldn't tollerate all of his gay man love, or "that night i found you with the livestock was just too much for your mother and i to bear"
but then sweeten the pot by saying you're desperate to re-form your relationship with him, and you're sorry for ill will between you.
to get him back into your life, you'd be more than happy to help him with the transaction -- even taking only 10% of the final pot, as long as he is willing to apologize for whatever heinous act you decided upon above (groteque man love, donkey fucking, drinking piss for dinner, etc)
then, we can see how far he's willing to degrade himself in the series of emails in order to get the money
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make it personal!
tell him that you had a son was named "ramin razaq" and that you have lost contact with him years ago. bring up some painful family memory that split you apart, like you simply couldn't tollerate all of his gay man love, or "that night i found you with the livestock was just too much for your mother and i to bear"
but then sweeten the pot by saying you're desperate to re-form your relationship with him, and you're sorry for ill will between you.
to get him back into your life, you'd be more than happy to help him with the transaction -- even taking only 10% of the final pot, as long as he is willing to apologize for whatever heinous act you decided upon above (groteque man love, donkey fucking, drinking piss for dinner, etc)
then, we can see how far he's willing to degrade himself in the series of emails in order to get the money I like this idea.
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I like it, but we need to figure out a way to get the scammer to take pictures of himself commiting these acts. Like the guy who got some scammers to tape themselves re-enacting Monty Python's Dead Parrot Sketch.
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Well, you need him to prove he is who he says he is, ie your son!
Tell him stuff like, I remember how we used to dress up in womens underwear, then tell him that you might recognise him better if he did this!
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I'm not falling for that one again!
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Honestly, send em again. I will believe its you this time as long as you wear the nipple clamps!
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I believe you're mistaking me for Joe Mama
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Nowhereman knows I don't like any distractions when he's fellating me.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Sorry dude, I'm still having trouble finding lil Joe. When the scaffolding arrives, I might have more luck when it helps get your gut out of the way, but unless the Hubble space telescope is portable, I dont think its visible to the naked eye!
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sorry to bother you, MXY, but we were promised hijinx, and as of yet, we've seen no updates.
maybe you're the nigerian. you ever think about that??
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ramin razaq translates into English as rob kamphausen.
Dont be fooled by his gaypery young Mxy!
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and, what, allow himself to be fooled by yours?
is your ginger display merely a cover for your nigerian ancestry?!?!
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Heh. This is thead I get on this page:
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and by thead I mean "the (_space_) ad."
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I got three of those e-mails in the span of one week, all from Bank of Africa who can't even talk right (they'll never manage my bank). I finally sent one of them an extreme close up picture of .... something. I stopped hearing from them.
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I don't have time to play with all the scammers knocking at my door lately, and on top of that I've been getting spammed with two viruses. One is a PDF file and the other is a ZIP (it's usually called "printscreen.zip"). I decided to combine both problems by collecting the addys of the scammers (35 in the past couple of weeks), and sending this to all of them: Hello,
First of all, let me thank you for this opportunity. The money will be very helpful to me, since I am in financial difficulties at the moment.
Attached is the information you requested. Please tell me what I need to do now.
Best,
Kant Mancher This is vague enough to make sense to both the "you won the lottery!" and the "help me move money!" scammers. The attached file, of course, is the persistent virus (half of them get the PDF variant, the other half gets the ZIP).
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At my branch, we've had an older gentleman come in with checks from scamming organizations. It's the usual scam, deposit the fake check and send them one, then wait for a large sum of money. I think he's Polish (I've never actually spoken to him personally) so his English isn't good. I think he knows these letters are from scammers, yet he still comes in with them so he can hear it from us. It's sad really, because he wonders why he's being targeted.
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Just in. I recently had a Russian scammer who started off as a nice girl that wanted to chat with me and within a week "fell for me" and needed $690 via Western Union to cover the rest of her travel expenses to meet me. I never said I was rich so I sent nothing.
Scams are all alike, but I played along with this because the pictures are nice, except she doesn't smile in her passport. I wouldn't smile either if I couldn't get a real job and had to resort to this.
Pictures coming soon. She's not bad.
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This is vague enough to make sense to both the "you won the lottery!" and the "help me move money!" scammers. The attached file, of course, is the persistent virus (half of them get the PDF variant, the other half gets the ZIP). i would recommend not doin that. if a virus can be traced back to your email address, you end up getting screwed -- at the very least, by your host (aol, google, whatever). virus emails get sent around all the time without the individual knowing (as thats the nature of the virus) and hosts are often tollerant of that (though other hosts have a no-tollerance policy, and will nuke you even if you accidentally send one). however, if you're crafting your own email message and sending it out to several people in a short span containing a known virus file (the pdf/zip virus files are common), your account gets flagged. this is not dependant upon the recipient ratting on you, either -- almost every host is very "big brother" and spots problematic emails and attachments automatically. so, uh, yeah.
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Rob is a niggerian scammer also
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Now you're telling me! If I don't show up again, you know what happened.
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Its especially ironic that he'd contact you since everyone knows that you hate America and live in squalor.
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