I'm not bitter. I'm PISSED. But we're still mathematically in it so I still have hope. (though its fast fading...)

Okay, here's a good one. Q: What does your average Yankee fan get on an IQ test?

A: Drool!


Thank you, thank you. I'm here all night people!!!

"You kind of get tired giving the other team credit. At some point you've got to look in the mirror and say 'I sucked.'"

Alex Rodriguez, after the NY Yankees were eliminated from the 2006 ALDS by the Detroit Tigers.