The mental image of you grabbing Garner's large, elfin ears while she delivers oral treats is delightful and almost enough to make me change my vote.
but the fact she'd show up with a sugar cube is a little odd.
Nah, I think she's cute - Neve looks a little off to me - something about her nose...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
