Yeah I'm almost done watching the first season.

How did I totally forget what a man-whore the Hoff was on that show? There is a flippin' bedroom reference in each episode. Even KITT complains. The way he goes for single moms is almost creepy. They seriously alternate from blonde, to brunette, to redhead. It's funny as hell. It's amazing what goes over your head when your four or five.

And then the KARR episode...I'm sort of confused. You guys keep talking about Goliath and Garth -- they weren't in the episode with KARR. And KARR...yeah, having Optimus Prime as an evil talking car two years before he was a good talking truck is...ironic.

Although he was a lot more frank than KITT.

"I have checked my data on basic human desires. Therefore, I understand your needs."
"Come on."
"You wish to eat?"
"Well, yeah."
"You wish to drink?"
"Yeah."
"You wish to reproduce?"
"Yeah."
"Which one first?"

And he drove them to a strip club. Now that is a pimp ride, my friends.

Oh, and wasn't there a KITT-like motorcycle?


"You're either lying or stupid."
"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
Megatron and Starscream