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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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 I dunno why the hell we can't just call it 'the bean bag toss game' or something. 
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Obviously, Sammitch has been cornholing...... or cornholed...... whatever they call it.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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That's New Jersey. Ohio is the skin tag of America.
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More like the prolapsed colon.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I had to fly out to Dallas yesterday for a business conference. I'm actually in Dallas now. However, my layover was in Cincinnati. My first ever visit to Ohio. You have a nice airport. I enjoyed the peculiar beverage you serve called "beer". It warmed my tummy...
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I had to fly out to Dallas yesterday for a business conference. I'm actually in Dallas now. However, my layover was in Cincinnati. My first ever visit to Ohio. You have a nice airport. I enjoyed the peculiar beverage you serve called "beer". It warmed my tummy... You drank warm beer? And enjoyed it???
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Sammitch needed a break
A little time to think
But then he went to Cleveland
With some guy named Leelan
That he met at the bank
There's nothing wrong with Ohio
Except the snow and the rain
I really like Drew Carey
And I'd love to see the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame
So when your done doing whatever
And when your through doing whoever
You know the rkmb will be right here waiting for you....
Come back to the rkmb
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your post count
And forget all about the rkmb
There's a seat for you at the secret mod forum
And Joey got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican sux north of here anyway
I think rob made a mistake
Its not that easy to take
Sammitch went to make a deposit
Then he cleaned out his closet
Guess I'll sit here and wait
For ammitch to come back to the rkmb (I'd wish you come back home)
It shouldn't take very long (so long so long)
I bet he misses the sunrise
And PJP'S poop pies but I could be wrong
So when your done doing whatever
And when your through doing whoever
You know the rkmb will be right here waiting for you....
Come back to the rkmb
Its just not the same since you went away
I bet you missed your exit
And drove right on through the rkmb
There's a seat for you at the secret mod forum
And joe mamma got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican sux north of here anyway
Rob wants you back
Joe Mamma wants you back
Pro wants you back
And the sneaky/harley twinks want you back
And Uschi wants you back
And Rex wants you back
I got a premonition
I'm taking a petition
And the whole rkmb gonna sign
Come back to RKMB
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your POST COUNT
And forget all about the RKMB
There's a seat for you at the secret mod forum
And jerry's got every slow dance saved
Come back to the rkmb
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your post count
And forget all about the rkmb
There's a seat for you at the secret mod forum
And Klinton's got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican sux north of here anyway
Besides the Mexican sux north of here anyway
Besides the Mexican sux north of here anyway
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I heard somewhere that you can hear a certain womans voice anywhere in Dallas. Is it true?
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I had to fly out to Dallas yesterday for a business conference. I'm actually in Dallas now. However, my layover was in Cincinnati. My first ever visit to Ohio. You have a nice airport. I enjoyed the peculiar beverage you serve called "beer". It warmed my tummy... you should go eat at the Egyptian Restaurant. they only have Italian food. it used to be a big mafia hangout decades ago.
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you should go eat at the Egyptian Restaurant. they only have Italian food. it used to be a big mafia hangout decades ago. You just conjugated the UN!
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I heard somewhere that you can hear a certain womans voice anywhere in Dallas. Is it true? Does she live in Dallas? I thought it was Fort Worth. Does Jeff live here, too?
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I had to fly out to Dallas yesterday for a business conference. I'm actually in Dallas now. However, my layover was in Cincinnati. My first ever visit to Ohio. You have a nice airport. I enjoyed the peculiar beverage you serve called "beer". It warmed my tummy... you should go eat at the Egyptian Restaurant. they only have Italian food. it used to be a big mafia hangout decades ago.   Don't let the name fool you: There's nothing remotely Egyptian about Campisi's, except for the old "restaurant" sign out front--the space was previously an Egyptian restaurant. Serving some of the best (and loved) pizza in Dallas, Campisi's opened in 1946, and claims to have "introduced pizza to Dallas."
Fans crave the salami pizza, formerly known as the pepperoni pie. Toppings range from artichoke hearts to green olives and a large pie only runs you $11. Be sure to get there and be prepared for a wait, sometimes as long 30-45 minutes.
Bonus Campisi's fact: The night before Kennedy's assassination, Jack Ruby (Lee Harvey Oswald's killer) chowed down there.
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I heard somewhere that you can hear a certain womans voice anywhere in Dallas. Is it true? Does she live in Dallas? I thought it was Fort Worth. Does Jeff live here, too? Yup. He got pussy whipped moved to Dallas a while ago.
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Well, fuck, if I had known that I would have tried to hook up with them while I was out here...
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Pro,Pussy whiped is not a good thing. It just sounds like a hell of a time.
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Well, fuck, if I had known that I would have tried to hook up with them while I was out here... Some of us do have it's number. though once you call it....IT WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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damn, that is pretty close. i was just down there last week. granted, it's only like a 45 minute drive
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Eh, Elisa can be annoyingly optimistic at times (which grates against my pessimistic nature), but she doesn't bother me like she does everyone else here. And, I genuinely like Jeff...
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I had to fly out to Dallas yesterday for a business conference. I'm actually in Dallas now. However, my layover was in Cincinnati. My first ever visit to Ohio. You have a nice airport. I blew some guys in the mens room. It warmed my tummy...
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Just so you know, age of consent in Ohio is 16...
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Eh, Elisa can be annoyingly optimistic at times (which grates against my pessimistic nature), but she doesn't bother me like she does everyone else here. And, I genuinely like Jeff... You haven't had her ruin a high yet. She hasn't asked you to keep her awake whilst driving home.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Just so you know, age of consent in Ohio is 16... To young. Are they even out of diapers at 16.
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Amazingly enough, they have pubes and everything....
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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The age of consent is 16 but you can't buy porn until your 21.
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I had to fly out to Dallas yesterday for a business conference. I'm actually in Dallas now. However, my layover was in Cincinnati. My first ever visit to Ohio. You have a nice airport. I enjoyed the peculiar beverage you serve called "beer". It warmed my tummy... You drank warm beer? And enjoyed it??? He's a southerner, Joe. They think Budweiser is real "beer" too.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Hey! I like Budwieser. I've been drinking Bud since I was 17..
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I had to fly out to Dallas yesterday for a business conference. I'm actually in Dallas now. However, my layover was in Cincinnati. My first ever visit to Ohio. You have a nice airport. I enjoyed the peculiar beverage you serve called "beer". It warmed my tummy... You drank warm beer? And enjoyed it??? He's a southerner, Joe. They think Budweiser is real "beer" too. hey! . . .actually, most of 'em do. . . 
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I had to fly out to Dallas yesterday for a business conference. I'm actually in Dallas now. However, my layover was in Cincinnati. My first ever visit to Ohio. You have a nice airport. I enjoyed the peculiar beverage you serve called "beer". It warmed my tummy... You drank warm beer? And enjoyed it??? He's a southerner, Joe. They think Budweiser is real "beer" too. Its understandable, he was in eastern Kentucky.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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anyone get talked inot that beer energy drink bud had for like 2 months..... 
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Bud Extra, God that shit is awful.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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