I mades it. Going to fuck around with it in Photoshop a little more and see what I can do to spruce it up a bit.
Heh, background looks familiar......
It's some artist rendition of a black hole (your mom is a black hole - rex). I just started having Tom Baker intro credits flashbacks when I saw it.
Hell, I know zip about Dr. Who ('cept that they fly around in that phone booth) and I've noticed your banner. It looks like a painting. It's quite pretty.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
