The devil will then make him the spirit of vengeance and ride a firey bike. Peter will drift across the country fighting such people as a man who wears a giant eyeball for a mask! Spideys head will set on fire!
Sounds good, though wouldn't it be better with a fiery Spider-mobile since, y'know, we have to keep it within context of the Spider-man story?
oh riiiiiiiiiight, they already blew that out of the water...
