Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: The Pun-isher
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
Well, we do know Pariah crushed Pariah Carey.

That's for sure.


But what if the Pariah Carey that was crushed was really just a Skrull in disguise? Or infected by a yellow space bug? Or if the whole thing was wiped away by a wall-punching emo kid? Or if Pariah Carey made a deal with the devil so that the crushing never happened?

HOW CAN WE TRUST ANY OF THE REALITY ABOUT US WHEN IT CHANGES LIKE A MONGOOSE SHEDDING ITS FEATHERS EVERY OTHER TUESDAY??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!




Okay, back to normal. Carey on.


Are you really as gay as this alt would suggest?


As much as I hate to gaynsay a fellow poster (wait...no I don't), I expected a better comeback from you, Nowhereman. You disappoint me.

This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.

"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe