so if she didn't cry you'd call her unfeeling, and when she does cry you say she's faking?
no matter what she does, you seem to hate her. And it's all such minor things. Are you really so close to her personally that you can tell her emotions with such accuracy. You're not saying they look fake, or seem fake. You are stating they're fake as if it were an absolute fact.

Bow ties are coool.