Originally Posted By: the G-man
C'mon, Ray, you live in San Francisco. Any thought-reading machine you might own is going to be so overwhelmed by the thoughts of every man in the city thinking about penises that it's bound to skew the readings.

it was keyed to evil lawyer thoughts. I installed some filters that screened out all people who didn't at least once a month think "bush" "penis" "cock" "superman" "writ" "asshole" "i hate liberals" and "bush's penis."
that left me with just your thoughts.

my thought machine is already telling me that you know you've lost and...well this is interesting...you're thinking that you always lose and you wish you had run off with Brad all those years ago.

Bow ties are coool.