I thought, in the meantime while everyone waits for Knut to get it together and do his first interview, I'd take a moment out of everyone's day to mention this one word:

Boobies


That's right. Tits. We love them. We need them. We can't live without them. And who has the tits?

Women. That's right. The females.

So, let's take a moment out of our day to appreciate the joy of having females around us. For some it's a nice, amiable pleasure. For others, it's the only contact they'll ever fucking have with a member of the opposite sex. Sorry rex.

The RKMBS women. They love us. And we want to see their breasts.

Gentlemen, sit back and bask in the glow of...



Sneaky Bunny


1) What is it about the RKMBs that keeps you coming back for more?

  • Why do I keep coming back here four years and four months (As of Feb 16th, Lord knows when Devön will get around to this.) after my debut? Y'mean outside of the gay, cunt and dick jokes? The blog, the porn and god what would I do without Rex's DVD lists.

    Today I find it quite hard for one to separate one's "online" like with their "real" life. Before you could pop open ViolaWWW or Mosaic and wait twenty minutes to insult someone on the people who enjoy diapers group and log off and just chalk any throw backs to that silly internet thing. Now, people shop, fuck and do businessy things online. Maybe the amount of time people spend doing these things has made a few (Jerry) hypersensitive. I guess its a balancing act of logic and a fat girl.

    The shared interests, joking and the raw atmosphere (like bleeding from masturbating too much) in general caught my attention. I see it as y'all are the line between my drinkin' buddies and my friends.

    See, someone like say, TK, Sammitch and Elisa (with a tongue lash and not in the good way) would come get you at 3am from the bar. Grimm, Harley and Pig-Dave would remind you how many times you've made it home just fine. Which is great because I'm sure one has a car with cup holders and cruise control.

    I find this place fits well with my sense of humour. Day-to-day going around saying "cock, shit, fuck" really gets to the blue hairs and walkers. So I release a portion of that here.

    So I've stayed for the porn, the people, the fun and your Pensacola tales.

    Gawd....i sure ruined a quickie already, cig please.


2) Who is your favorite male poster? Why?

  • One? Just one? Fuck, I'll narrow as best I can.


  • TK - Back in the day when i first joined we PM'ed a lot and he was always quite funny (Mangoo wastebastket) and some interesting stories. He's attractive and has some intriguing hobbies too!
  • Devön & Joseph T. Mother - Though I pimped out on one and bug the other I've always enjoyed the late evening conversations with the two. I look forward to the day (like RKMBsFest) where i can do this with beer instead of text.
  • Klinton - Klint has the personality of most of my male friends and the guys I've dated. I could even handle all the WW and ponies if they still were an obsession if he weren't gay...and french.
  • Chewy - I mean, he's so dreamy


3) Who is your favorite female poster? Why?

  • Uschi & Harley - I like both girls. Uschi reminds me of a friend I've had for 10 years (without the runaways and cocaine). Different, humourous and just pain cool. I bet she relaxes in her farts and picks out the scents. Harly's fun in a way that there's this wall that you gotta get through for all her fun to burst out. Its like playing operation, if I were to go to far she might just go Bed Stuy on my ass. I find it adorable how certain jokes have to be explained to her. I could definitely get into some trouble with these two.
  • CJ - Outside of the occasional alligator scuba accident I haven't really interacted with Jackie. But c'mon, she's smart and uhuhuh...boobs.
  • Butter - She makes me giggle, I want ot bend her over my kitchen island and play jarts with her bum.
  • Wenchie, Kimi, Bianca and other "vintages" - Wenchie and Kimi always seemed quite cool. They both left not long after I joined so I really can't say much.
  • Lor - Where's the :bleh: graemlin when needed? She was just never all that interesting, vanilla I'd say. Substance doll, get some.
  • Penisa - I was told she was told she was different then the way she acted on the MB so it was my mission a year ago to try and bring this out. Joe and I were determined to get her drunk and naked at RKMBsFest. The deeper I got myself the more self absorbed and yappy she seemed. Don't get me wrong she's not a bad person I just can't handle that type of person well. And I never got how it was so hard not to see the "joke" in teh whole pole thing.
  • Stareena - I heard but haven't been able to find it that she had posted before she left us that she said she was above us and didn't "need" us anymore. So was the return just for a bit of attention one wasn't getting from film or club patrons? Who knows.


4) Do you think the male posters here show enough appreciation for your lovely female presence?

  • Sure they do, not that I've ever really gone looking for it. Besides Pariah's Freudian thing for only having sex with his mother I never really notice anything truly negative about women here sexually.


5) On a scale of 1% to 100%, what percentage would you rate the mass total of the RKMBs male population as fuckable?

  • There was a dare that turned into a bet at one point between Finn and myself when the talks of RKMBsFest first started of fucking snarf.


....Joe wants to fuck Snarf?

  • Now are we talking "I might actually date him" fuckable or "I haven't gotten any I need a calendar to figure out when." fuckable? Either way I'd say somewhere around 5%.



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Uschi


1) What is it about the RKMBs that keeps you coming back for more?

  • It's freedom. I can say or do whatever the fuck I want. I can be as big an asshole or as big a fag as I want, and it doesn't matter. This place cheers me up, makes me remember to not take everything so goddamn serious.


2) Who is your favorite male poster? Why?

  • Favorite? Shit. The only one I've met in person is TK-069, at SDCC in 2005. Mxy and 'Burg and BSAMS and Nowhereman will always be favorites. Jaburg is probably the one I would get on with most famously outside of the internet. He recommends the best comics for me. I bet Mxy is a great friend to have. BSAMS is, like, a god of the internet. I don't know who he is, really, so I can't say much about him as a "real life" person, but I like him here a lot. Nowhereman is like a super-awesome big brother. I look up to him and value his opinion.


You forgot to list me.

3) Who is your favorite female poster? Why?

  • Gee... That's between Kwink and Sneaks. Shannon is a really cool chick and funny as fuck. But she's a bit wild for my tastes, I'm more of a quiet person. Kwink called a judge 'dude' once. Like Nowhereman, I see Kwink as an older sister. Unlike Nowhereman, I have a retarded-gay-crush on Kwink. I totally want to hang out with her some time. She helped me through some difficult times, personally, and I am indebted to her. Oh yeah, show us your tits! I'll give cookie!


4) Do you think the male posters here show enough appreciation for your lovely female presence?

  • Sure. I was just another shit-fuck poster until everyone found out I was in posession of vag and tits. Then I was a shit-fuck poster everyone wanted to see nekkid.


5) On a scale of 1% to 100%, what percentage would you rate the mass total of the RKMBs male population as fuckable?

  • Well, that's a difficult question. I don't know a great deal of RKMBs posters well enough to fuck. Plus, as a virgin, I'm unlikely to fuck anyone, just by previous record. Third, I think I'm a gay hermaphrodite here, right? So that limits my options to... Roy Batty and Rob.



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Cowgirl Jack


1) What is it about the RKMBs that keeps you coming back for more?

  • I love checking up on my favorite things -- books, movies, video games.


2) Who is your favorite male poster? Why?

  • Grimm. He's cool and I'd totally hang out with him if I needed a break. (You and Doc are a close second, BTW).


Hear that, Doc? We get sloppy seconds.

(...or sloppy thirds, in your case...)

3) Who is your favorite female poster? Why?

  • Harley. Her taste rocks, her comments are funny, and she puts up with the oddballs here. I say 'oddballs' in an affectionate way.


4) Do you think the male posters here show enough appreciation for your lovely female presence?

  • Oh yeah. I've always been 'one of the guys' when it comes to drinking and movies. And the boobs. They've always approved of those.


5) On a scale of 1% to 100%, what percentage would you rate the mass total of the RKMBs male population as fuckable?

  • If I was the random sex sort of girl...12.9642685412%



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Princess Elisa


1) What is it about the RKMBs that keeps you coming back for more?

  • The humor, the smackdowns, and the amazingly funny one liners that you guys all come up with!


2) Who is your favorite male poster? Why?

  • Rex and not just because he's "one of the girls". His comments always make me roll with laughter almost as much as Pjps one liners ;P


3) Who is your favorite female poster? Why?

  • Rex again? LOL, jk! I don't really have one believe it or not.


4) Do you think the male posters here show enough appreciation for your lovely female presence?

  • I know JLA and Pjp sure do \:p Didn't they start that charming, "Elisa is an AMAZING person a while back :P"


5) On a scale of 1% to 100%, what percentage would you rate the mass total of the RKMBs male population as fuckable?

  • YUCKY visual image, YUCKY. "Mass total" makes me think of gang sex.......noooooo no nononooooooooo!

    Not answering anything except Glacy's ;P



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ButterRican


1) What is it about the RKMBs that keeps you coming back for more?

  • The random funny things you guys come up with and also the male attention always an ego boost.


2) Who is your favorite male poster? Why?

  • TK
    he talks to me more than anyone and share some of the same interests


3) Who is your favorite female poster? Why?

  • Stareena, shes hawt


4) Do you think the male posters here show enough appreciation for your lovely female presence?

  • yes I do


5) On a scale of 1% to 100%, what percentage would you rate the mass total of the RKMBs male population as fuckable?

  • damn thats a hard one. I dont know how half of u look like and from the few I know I say 20%



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harleykwin


1) What is it about the RKMBs that keeps you coming back for more?

  • Um, I only have time enough for one message board, and I don't have time to look for another one? Heh. I just like that you can say what you want here and there's no censorship. Plus, I dig the humor here, and like most of the posters. Plus, I can be totally geeky about my love of all things nerd related and the flirting doesn't hurt either.

    Plus, it is my not-so-secret ambition to get JM to see the error of his ways and finally become a Yankees' fan. Until that happens, though, I guess I'm stuck here.

    Kinda like purgatory.


2) Who is your favorite male poster? Why?

  • You mean, I have to choose just one? That doesn't seem very fair...
    Of course, there's you, darlin' (see? I can speak "southern"! ;\) ) whose sarcastic humor can amuse and inflame me, at different turns...

    Next time! ;\)

    I think its pretty obvious who the boys I dig best are - hell, we certainly flirt enough. There's my Fred, who is the funniest fuckin' bastard who I adore - we totally get along and on my next trip across the pond I plan on teaching him how to drink; JM, who despite not being able to hold his liquor (or so rumor has it), is sweet, smart, funny and flirts with the best of 'em - its a shame about that whole Red Sox disease he's got going, though ; PJP, my fellow Yankees' fan (fuck the socks! Opps! Sorry, rex, I meant the Sox.) who is too damn charming for his own good; as is gob; K-nut, who is utterly adorable, and who has proven himself to be a true friend to me; thedoctor, who's made me laugh with all his numerous tah-tah requests; my flirtatious cabana boy, who isn't around as much these days; G-Man (yes, you read that right), who has never been anything but a sweetheart to me - we've only debated twice, but both times it was a pleasure to "fight" with a fellow member of the bar who was classy about how the argument went. Then there is Mxy with whom I've interacted with a total of, like, five times since I started posting. Even though we have had almost no interaction with each other, and he seems to believe that flirt threads have cooties, he has a sense of humor and wit that is so dry it can cut and make you bleed, and that is what I find appealling about him. We may not be friends, but I still dig him.

    Finally, there's the man who helped me get through one of the most incredibly difficult times in my life over the last few months; he is funny, kind, caring, intelligent - a totally stand up kinda guy - and he knows me best. He is very special to me and he has a piece of my heart (that he keeps in a jar!). He knows who he is.e knows who he is.


3) Who is your favorite female poster? Why?

  • Damn, there are so few of us here. And the few that are here don't always post. The more frequent posters are Bunny and Uschi and I likes 'em both. Bunny manages to be both sexy and cute at the same time and she's tres bright - I wasn't totally kiddin' when I called her the Oracle of the rkmbs. Plus, she has a cool sense of humor and though she doesn't advertise it, she is sweet as hell. I would love to spend a night drinking with her.

    Uschiliscious and I go back a ways, though. Pre-crisis DCMBs. We have shared a lot of personal stuff with each other along the way, and when I had extremely good news to share a few weeks ago, she was one of the first people to call me - and she left the sweetest message (which I still have). I have to admit, I have a bit of a girl crush on her - she strong, funny, and sharp - all qualities that are sexy. Plus, you always know where you stand with her. I dig her sumptin' fierce.

    In the end, I would ask you: why choose? I would happily get drunk with both of them - jello wrestling optional.


4) Do you think the male posters here show enough appreciation for your lovely female presence?

  • Sweet Jesus, yes. I think all the flirting and requests for tah-tahs and other pics proves that.


5) Show us your tits!

On a scale of 1% to 100%, what percentage would you rate the mass total of the RKMBs male population as fuckable?

  • Now, that would be telling...




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Ladies, we love you. Thanks for keeping your boobs in our neighborhood.



NOTE: No response was received from Stareena