I must say that I find it somewhat disapointing that I was not mentioned by that nice young chap, Uschi. I always thought that he had a soft spot for yours truly, in that blackened penis shaped heart of his.
No more shall I regail him with stories about my love affairs with garden furniture, or tales of the secret sexual lives of the cast of Wind in the willows.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
