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Some dildos not exactly shown.
Batteries not included.
Not to be used as a flotation device.
Some animal testing has occurred
Please use lubricant.
Insert rounded end first.
Not for use in shower
May cause choking if used improperly.
vaginal flatulence may ensue.
If swallowed do not induce vomiting.
Discontinue use if irritation or abnormal swelling occur.
May induce in pregnant women.
Joe Mama Brand dildos have caused cancer in some labratory animals.
Do not use excessive force when inserting dildo.
May explode if placed in fire.
Joe Mama brand dildos are not intended to replace the male sexual organ. Only as a temporary substitute is not readily available.



And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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