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We in Holland cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a b!tch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a b!tch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a war hero married to a woman with a huge rack who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?