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Yes this is my farewell speech. The time has finally come. Honi soit qui mal y pense.

Goodbye, RKMBs. The insurgency own us all. I beg of you all - give up resistance, for it is no use. Spare yourselves, and you might live through to post another day.

Who would have thought, after all these years, that a couple of internet flamers armed with only gay insults, paedophilia tirades, and sci-fi character names like "halo" and "Rellick" could force us - and me - into a box corner from which there is no return? Its like Cortez and Montezuma, all over again, but without the human sacrifices and the plague and instead with emo angst and Red Bull-fuelled keyboard beserker frenzy.

God help me, I might have to go and have sex, drink alcohol, and start planning for the cruise liner trip through Mauritius up through the Suez to the Aegean, to Lisbon and onto London that I want to go on in November. Those insurgency people have taught me a lesson through sheer ennui that I'll personally never, ever forget.

Goodbye! I love you all, like casual streetwear-attired brothers, and not like a well-lubricated condom-less gay man as so successfully argued by our fearsome adversaries!


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i think he's afraid of the hugeness.

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Yes, yes, that too. Who is your favourite Silver age X-men? In that avatar you have carefully crafted you seem to give equal time to them all.


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It post makes you sound far more intelligent than you actually are.


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
It post makes you sound far more intelligent than you actually are.


You am Bizarro... U am Speaking funny.


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
It post makes you sound far more intelligent than you actually are.


How many university degrees have you got?

If its more than three then you win.


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 Originally Posted By: First Amongst Daves
Yes this is my farewell speech. The time has finally come. Honi soit qui mal y pense.

Goodbye, RKMBs. The insurgency own us all. I beg of you all - give up resistance, for it is no use. Spare yourselves, and you might live through to post another day.

Who would have thought, after all these years, that a couple of internet flamers armed with only gay insults, paedophilia tirades, and sci-fi character names like "halo" and "Rellick" could force us - and me - into a box corner from which there is no return? Its like Cortez and Montezuma, all over again, but without the human sacrifices and the plague and instead with emo angst and Red Bull-fuelled keyboard beserker frenzy.

God help me, I might have to go and have sex, drink alcohol, and start planning for the cruise liner trip through Mauritius up through the Suez to the Aegean, to Lisbon and onto London that I want to go on in November. Those insurgency people have taught me a lesson through sheer ennui that I'll personally never, ever forget.

Goodbye! I love you all, like casual streetwear-attired brothers, and not like a well-lubricated condom-less gay man as so successfully argued by our fearsome adversaries!


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 Originally Posted By: First Amongst Daves
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
It post makes you sound far more intelligent than you actually are.


How many university degrees have you got?

If its more than three then you win.


OUCH! Hit a nerve. Congratulations, you are one of many idiots in this world with a degree. Like the Uni-Bomber, Ted Bundy, George Bush...


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 Originally Posted By: First Amongst Daves
Yes this is my farewell speech. The time has finally come. Honi soit qui mal y pense.

Goodbye, RKMBs. The insurgency own us all. I beg of you all - give up resistance, for it is no use. Spare yourselves, and you might live through to post another day.

Who would have thought, after all these years, that a couple of internet flamers armed with only gay insults, paedophilia tirades, and sci-fi character names like "halo" and "Rellick" could force us - and me - into a box corner from which there is no return? Its like Cortez and Montezuma, all over again, but without the human sacrifices and the plague and instead with emo angst and Red Bull-fuelled keyboard beserker frenzy.

God help me, I might have to go and have sex, drink alcohol, and start planning for the cruise liner trip through Mauritius up through the Suez to the Aegean, to Lisbon and onto London that I want to go on in November. Those insurgency people have taught me a lesson through sheer ennui that I'll personally never, ever forget.

Goodbye! I love you all, like casual streetwear-attired brothers, and not like a well-lubricated condom-less gay man as so successfully argued by our fearsome adversaries!


aww, not coming by Denmark?




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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
Congratulations, you are one of many idiots in this world with a degree. Like the Uni-Bomber, Ted Bundy, George Bush...


if you actually went to school for a degree, you would have learned those were all the same person


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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
Congratulations, you are one of many idiots in this world with a degree. Like the Uni-Bomber, Ted Bundy, George Bush...


if you actually went to school for a degree, you would have learned those were all the same person


Bullshit.

The Uni-Bomber never fucked a corpse.


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you would have learned that sophomore year


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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen


you would have learned that sophomore year


They teach you to fuck corpses during sophomore?




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 Originally Posted By: Chant
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen


you would have learned that sophomore year


They teach you to fuck corpses during sophomore?



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 Originally Posted By: First Amongst Daves
Yes this is my farewell speech. The time has finally come. Honi soit qui mal y pense.

Goodbye, RKMBs. The insurgency own us all. I beg of you all - give up resistance, for it is no use. Spare yourselves, and you might live through to post another day.

Who would have thought, after all these years, that a couple of internet flamers armed with only gay insults, paedophilia tirades, and sci-fi character names like "halo" and "Rellick" could force us - and me - into a box corner from which there is no return? Its like Cortez and Montezuma, all over again, but without the human sacrifices and the plague and instead with emo angst and Red Bull-fuelled keyboard beserker frenzy.

God help me, I might have to go and have sex, drink alcohol, and start planning for the cruise liner trip through Mauritius up through the Suez to the Aegean, to Lisbon and onto London that I want to go on in November. Those insurgency people have taught me a lesson through sheer ennui that I'll personally never, ever forget.

Goodbye! I love you all, like casual streetwear-attired brothers, and not like a well-lubricated condom-less gay man as so successfully argued by our fearsome adversaries!


Heh, the funniest part is that they're already using this post as an excuse to leave...


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: First Amongst Daves
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
It post makes you sound far more intelligent than you actually are.


How many university degrees have you got?

If its more than three then you win.


OUCH! Hit a nerve. Congratulations, you are one of many idiots in this world with a degree. Like the Uni-Bomber, Ted Bundy, George Bush...


No, I am not one of many idiots in the word with a degree. I am one of the many idiots in the world with three degrees.

I win! Sorry to have hit a nerve. That is what you meant, right? Your post was a little ambiguous, quite unlike your sexuality.

Chant - I had my wife's sister's wedding in Stockholm eariler this year. I had planned to go but it was too tricky. Copenhagen would have been on my list of places to drop by and see.


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And let this be a lesson to all of you. The next time someone craps on incessantly in the Comic Book forum about Hal Jordan's arsebug, you'd better take him seriously.


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 Originally Posted By: Chant
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen


you would have learned that sophomore year


They teach you to fuck corpses during sophomore?


Hell, it was his major. BA-DUM-DUM.

Zzap!


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 Originally Posted By: First Amongst Daves
And let this be a lesson to all of you. The next time someone craps on incessantly in the Comic Book forum about Hal Jordan's arsebug, you'd better take him seriously.



shoulda stuck to Alan Scott's cockring? that what you're saying?

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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Chant
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen


you would have learned that sophomore year


They teach you to fuck corpses during sophomore?


Hell, it was his major. BA-DUM-DUM.

Zzap!


"Zzap!"

I bet you have a well-defined and strong left pinkie finger to keep pressing that z key.

I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long, but the nail on that left pinkie is short. Big palms, short fingers, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet.

But that left pinkie has got to be like a talon, bunched with muscle. "Zzap!"


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 Originally Posted By: First Amongst Daves
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Chant
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen


you would have learned that sophomore year


They teach you to fuck corpses during sophomore?


Hell, it was his major. BA-DUM-DUM.

Zzap!


"Zzap!"

I bet you have a well-defined and strong left pinkie finger to keep pressing that z key.

I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long, but the nail on that left pinkie is short. Big palms, short fingers, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet.

But that left pinkie has got to be like a talon, bunched with muscle. "Zzap!"


Dude, I'm flattered, of course, but I'm straight. I have to say that you're not the first gay guy to be attracted to me, so don't feel bad. Who knows, in another life...

But, your obsession over my "wet, fleshy hands" is unhealthy in the extreme. There is literally no chance for any of your dreams involving my hands to come true.

However, I do think your comments are definitely sig worthy. So thanks for that.

Zzap!


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I don't think Dave was hitting on you... Waaaaait, did you intentionally missunderstand that?! Why, you sly minx...!


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he wants to gay dave! run dave run!

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is this the same guy who posted earlier today about wanting to work on Rob's sphincter?

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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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If we say that the Insurgency guys win, will they take Snarf with them?


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
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I mean......... that would totally destroy us and all.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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I offered them Snarf and Ray-man earlier. a deal at twice the price!

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Now I know I have a heart, because it's breaking....


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
Now I know I have a heart, because it's breaking....



dont be sad snarf. youd have a good chance of getting laid over there. i mean you already see all the women they sent over here to "raid"


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I need an answer now.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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Zzap! is trying to write you an answer but his fingers keep slipping off the keyboard.

Except, of course, for his talon-like left pinkie.


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
Now I know I have a heart, because it's breaking....



dont be sad snarf. youd have a good chance of getting laid over there. i mean you already see all the women they sent over here to "raid"


Yeah, they have lots of girls there. There isn't a frustrated angry virgin to be seen for miles. Honest.


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do they have hot 2nd cousins in there? I am in the mood for love!

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Yais. And they all speak Tagalog with a Pasig City accent.


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I'd send my girlfriend (found on the Insurgency as Knitwit), but she doesn't take kindly to losers.

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 Originally Posted By: iggy
I'd send my girlfriend (found on the Insurgency as Knitwit), but she doesn't take kindly to losers.



Obviously, I do.

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