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It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

I can get you a toe.

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Lets give halotard the benefit of the doubt. He needed some legal help so he looked it up online. Nothing wrong with that. Kinda weak but understandable.

The thing I don't get is WHY THE HOLY FUCK DID HE USE HIS NAME THAT WE ALL KNOW HIM AS? IS IS THAT FUCKING HARD TO PICK A DIFFERENT NAME OR MAYBE GO UP OR DOWN A NUMBER?



Fucking retard. Thats all he is. He's a fucking waste of skin.


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well it's from two years ago, im sure he didnt realize what a famous tard he would become....

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Who was the smart ass who registered at those boards and linked to this thread?





Oh yeah, it was me.


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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youve grown up so fast!

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I think Halotard owes it to all of us to come back here and set the record straight. For a change...


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I think Halotard owes it to all of us to come back here and set the record straight. For a change...


heh


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I think Halotard owes it to all of us to come back here and set the record straight. For a change...


heh




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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
Look, fun is fun but those post from the law advice forum Halo made were over two years old. Think of it like this, say you and your wife had trouble and you went on the internet looking for advice, you wouldn't want some people splattering it everywhere would you? I am the first to admit things go over the line, but honestly there should be some sort of code of conduct that we can adhere to.

If you really got to know Halo he isn't such a bad guy, he overcompensates, sure. But honestly, I don't have the time or the will to bail him out of his messes all over the net, and he makes plenty of ignorant statements without you digging up his painful past. So how about we tone this part down, I think that's agreeable enough isn't it?

Thanks.

Zzap!



OH, SHIT!!! I didn't think that was really Halo!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


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I'd like to think that the last thing that went through Halotard's head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell BSAMS ever got the best of him.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
Look, fun is fun but those post from the law advice forum Halo made were over two years old. Think of it like this, say you and your wife had trouble and you went on the internet looking for advice, you wouldn't want some people splattering it everywhere would you? I am the first to admit things go over the line, but honestly there should be some sort of code of conduct that we can adhere to.

If you really got to know Halo he isn't such a bad guy, he overcompensates, sure. But honestly, I don't have the time or the will to bail him out of his messes all over the net, and he makes plenty of ignorant statements without you digging up his painful past. So how about we tone this part down, I think that's agreeable enough isn't it?

Thanks.

Zzap!



OH, SHIT!!! I didn't think that was really Halo!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


I sent a PM to captain Zzap thanking him for confirming it. He never responded. What an ungrateful douche.


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I'd like to think that the last thing that went through Halotard's head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell BSAMS ever got the best of him.


quotable!


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
I'd like to think that the last thing that went through Halotard's head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell BSAMS ever got the best of him.


quotable!

and how!


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How does a man give birth?

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I know that we truely love each other and are meant to be together. I think that was proven when I gave birth to our son.

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he's a wiley one!

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Is he a hermie?


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Maybe he gave birth to a brown butt baby!
They raised it as a son, and called it rellik!

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Maybe he gave birth to a brown butt baby!
They raised it as a son, and called it rellik!

No wonder he's so X-treme!!


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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
Look, fun is fun but those post from the law advice forum Halo made were over two years old. Think of it like this, say you and your wife had trouble and you went on the internet looking for advice, you wouldn't want some people splattering it everywhere would you? I am the first to admit things go over the line, but honestly there should be some sort of code of conduct that we can adhere to.

If you really got to know Halo he isn't such a bad guy, he overcompensates, sure. But honestly, I don't have the time or the will to bail him out of his messes all over the net, and he makes plenty of ignorant statements without you digging up his painful past. So how about we tone this part down, I think that's agreeable enough isn't it?

Thanks.

Zzap!



OH, SHIT!!! I didn't think that was really Halo!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!






This thread is pin worthy.




Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Oh.My.God. This is great.

Halo82 is either:
  • A gay ex-Marine deluded into thinking he can give birth to a baby;
    A crazy woman who attacks her fiance in a drunken rage and gets bitch slapped.


Either way, we win. We all win.

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You guys are mean.

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 Originally Posted By: SydB JenG
You guys are mean.


Congratulations on being the closest thing that InsForum has to an Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto

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Thanks! You wanna make out?

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No thanks. I'm married and/or saving myself for Harley.

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Ah, well. Plenty of married guys who don't have your morals.

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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
 Originally Posted By: SydB JenG
You guys are mean.


Congratulations on being the closest thing that InsForum has to an Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto


Are you kidding? I've got the space battleship parked right outside.

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 Originally Posted By: iggy
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 Originally Posted By: SydB JenG
You guys are mean.


Congratulations on being the closest thing that InsForum has to an Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto


Are you kidding? I've got the space battleship parked right outside.


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Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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 Originally Posted By: SydB JenG
Ah, well. Plenty of married guys who don't have your morals.


Marriage? what is word? I don't belive in the concept of marriage...


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Mawwiage is whut bwings us togevvah today. Mawwiage...dat dweam wifin a dweam...


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Mawwiage is whut bwings us togevvah today. Mawwiage...dat dweam wifin a dweam...


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkcMVJuoWZ4[/youtube]

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 Originally Posted By: iggy
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Mawwiage is whut bwings us togevvah today. Mawwiage...dat dweam wifin a dweam...




Fixed your post for you.


Uschi said:
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MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53


Make that double fail. I'm not as computer savvy as others, admittedly. Oh well, no "What's Opera, Doc" for Joe.

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