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 Originally Posted By: rex
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
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All I did was make an alt out of whomods supposed daugher (we all know he's crazy, she could be made up) its not like I raped her or anything like that.


That reminds me, should we mention the reason we raided the Issues forum a couple of years back...? Nah, let 'em do some research and find out themselves. After all, it's not like they have anything better to do in their personal lives, right?

HI ZZAP!


Has anyone gone back there recently? The last time I tried the place was completely dead.


It's kinda bizarre. They sold the place to a guy who kept the forums and the users but added several celebrity news sections (like, one with Paris Hilton news, one for Lindsay Lohan, etc). The only one posting there is an automatic moderator who pastes news stories from feeds. Apparently he does it to attract Google hits and cash in from the forum activity (you know, like Rob thanks to the Insurgents).

All of the users moved a different forum with a completely different name and they try not to mention what the previous place was called (I guess to avoid someone searching them on Google). I got the link somewhere.


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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
I got the link somewhere.


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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
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I have access to some of the gayest posts of all time:

http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=229121

Who at Rob's would be the most upset by such posts?




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We're so gay, SO gay, SOOO GAY... that gay posts upset us.

They, on the other hand, have no problem browsing for gay forums at office time, and even signing up...


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I just sent him a PM! (Guess what it was?)


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 Originally Posted By: rex
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
I got the link somewhere.


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Bah, it's in another computer. I'll send it tomorrow.


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 Originally Posted By: Zzap

I contacted Starman and he agreed to help us. He used to be a member of Rob’s boards but had no allegiance to them and basically called them all a bunch of pricks. Starman is an incredibly bright guy and would have run rings around any and every person they have there. He would have filleted them without them even knowing it.


What, exactly, would be the accomplishment of filleting us without us even knowing it?

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maybe he can make secret polls?

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 Originally Posted By: the G-man
 Originally Posted By: Zzap

I contacted Starman and he agreed to help us. He used to be a member of Rob’s boards but had no allegiance to them and basically called them all a bunch of pricks. Starman is an incredibly bright guy and would have run rings around any and every person they have there. He would have filleted them without them even knowing it.


What, exactly, would be the accomplishment of filleting us without us even knowing it?


He's like a ninja. He sneaks in, under the cover of darkness, and fillets us. Before we even know it, he's gone back into the night.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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And just because it still makes me laugh:

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I literally spent two days last week in my office not working like I should have been, but doing my best to get things together. Now my project is behind schedule and I’ll probably have to have my ex keep my kids this weekend so I can catch up instead of being with them. On last Wednesday morning, the father of a friend of mine passed away. He was a brilliant theoretical physicist whose work was developing mathematical formulas to accurately determine the size of craters caused by various types of nuclear explosives. I’d only met him a few times, but he was obviously a genius and a dear man. In the Jewish religion we have a 7 day period of mourning called Shivah and I’ve been going back and forth between my house, my friend’s house, her mother’s house and my office and logging in from various computers to keep track while taking part in the minyan’s (12 Jewish men all praying for the dead at the same time). Instead of enjoying my three day weekend and doing things I intended to, I spent virtually every available minute posting or planning.








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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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I have a folder full of message board meltdown. That is the latest entry.


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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: the G-man
 Originally Posted By: Zzap

I contacted Starman and he agreed to help us. He used to be a member of Rob’s boards but had no allegiance to them and basically called them all a bunch of pricks. Starman is an incredibly bright guy and would have run rings around any and every person they have there. He would have filleted them without them even knowing it.


What, exactly, would be the accomplishment of filleting us without us even knowing it?


He's like a ninja. He sneaks in, under the cover of darkness, and fillets us. Before we even know it, he's gone back into the night.


Yeah, but seriously, to what end?

This is a message board. Let's say that "Starman" shows up here and fillets me without me even knowing it. So, after the "filleting", I'll just keep on my merry way, posting "Hillary is a dyke and Obama a closet Muslim" articles in the political forum, making nasty jokes about whomods' (and Keith Ledger's) progency, checking out the occasional boobie shot in the women's forum and, basically, living my RKMB life without suffering a single ill effect from said "filleting."

Again, I ask: what's their point?

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch


he could have saved us some time by leaving it at



too easy. we all know halo doesnt like easy...


True.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: Halo
Ah, but this need not be sad, should we end our association in a brilliant blaze of glory showing vermin that even though the safety of the internet enables their prankishness to go unabated, it does not make them puissant. In fact, it is quite the opposite. We will expose them as the dregs they are who use braggadocio, apathy, and cruelty to mask their cowardice. Best of all, that we did so not out of spite, vengeance, tomfoolery, or even boredom. But because it was right. Because a friend, a comrade, AN INNOCENT had been mauled by malignant villains. Yes, a glorious end it will be.





Zzap's is by far the best post.


I dunno. you don't even have to be a grammar nazi to appreciate how incredibly hard halotard is trying in that post. it reads like a discarded draft from seventh-grade creative writing class.

he could have saved us some time by leaving it at


That is so forced. You must be Halo.


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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
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I have access to some of the gayest posts of all time:

http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=229121

Who at Rob's would be the most upset by such posts?




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Joe Mama, Nowhereman, BritneySpearsAteMyShorts, rex






We're so gay, SO gay, SOOO GAY... that gay posts upset us.

They, on the other hand, have no problem browsing for gay forums at office time, and even signing up...



someone should email his boss!


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: Halo
Ah, but this need not be sad, should we end our association in a brilliant blaze of glory showing vermin that even though the safety of the internet enables their prankishness to go unabated, it does not make them puissant. In fact, it is quite the opposite. We will expose them as the dregs they are who use braggadocio, apathy, and cruelty to mask their cowardice. Best of all, that we did so not out of spite, vengeance, tomfoolery, or even boredom. But because it was right. Because a friend, a comrade, AN INNOCENT had been mauled by malignant villains. Yes, a glorious end it will be.





Zzap's is by far the best post.


I dunno. you don't even have to be a grammar nazi to appreciate how incredibly hard halotard is trying in that post. it reads like a discarded draft from seventh-grade creative writing class.

he could have saved us some time by leaving it at






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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: Halo
Ah, but this need not be sad, should we end our association in a brilliant blaze of glory showing vermin that even though the safety of the internet enables their prankishness to go unabated, it does not make them puissant. In fact, it is quite the opposite. We will expose them as the dregs they are who use braggadocio, apathy, and cruelty to mask their cowardice. Best of all, that we did so not out of spite, vengeance, tomfoolery, or even boredom. But because it was right. Because a friend, a comrade, AN INNOCENT had been mauled by malignant villains. Yes, a glorious end it will be.





Zzap's is by far the best post.


Damn dude, you guys have the distinct advantage right now and you still have to fall back on that shit. Lame ass bitch.

I dunno. you don't even have to be a grammar nazi to appreciate how incredibly hard halotard is trying in that post. it reads like a discarded draft from seventh-grade creative writing class.

he could have saved us some time by leaving it at







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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: Halo
Ah, but this need not be sad, should we end our association in a brilliant blaze of glory showing vermin that even though the safety of the internet enables their prankishness to go unabated, it does not make them puissant. In fact, it is quite the opposite. We will expose them as the dregs they are who use braggadocio, apathy, and cruelty to mask their cowardice. Best of all, that we did so not out of spite, vengeance, tomfoolery, or even boredom. But because it was right. Because a friend, a comrade, AN INNOCENT had been mauled by malignant villains. Yes, a glorious end it will be.





Zzap's is by far the best post.


Damn dude, you guys have the distinct advantage right now and you still have to fall back on that shit. Lame ass bitch.

I dunno. you don't even have to be a grammar nazi to appreciate how incredibly hard halotard is trying in that post. it reads like a discarded draft from seventh-grade creative writing class.

he could have saved us some time by leaving it at








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it's so true even halo knows it!

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that's no sloppy edit! he is trying to make peace!


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
that's no sloppy edit! he is trying to make peace!


Fuck that.


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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
that's no sloppy edit! he is trying to make peace!






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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
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that's no sloppy edit! he is trying to make peace!







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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
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 Originally Posted By: Halo82
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
that's no sloppy edit! he is trying to make peace!







COMEDY GOLD!



its funny cuz its true!

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So, keep on doing whatever it is you’re doing. I’ll continue to support the effort and make my posts, keep I can’t lead people who won’t be led. I’m not going to dedicate the amount of time and effort I put in just to have everyone ignore it.



and you people call us souless bastards. zzap has dedicated a lot of his time to this. it hasn't been a failure because of his leadership(this is the man who came up with the demoralizing poll strategy after all -banned by the geneva convention i might add), he is a helluva leader. you people are just to stubborn to be led. for shame insurgents.





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they left their own forums!

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They've got us by the balls, things are looking grim!

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 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
They've got us by the balls, things are looking grim!

Heh.



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That just hit me! All that talk from Rellik (that's killer backwards, btw) about making us leave this place, and they were planning to leave their forum all along!

I miss Rellik. \:\(


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I literally spent two days last week in my office not working like I should have been, but doing my best to get things together. Now my project is behind schedule and I’ll probably have to have my ex keep my kids this weekend so I can catch up instead of being with them. On last Wednesday morning, the father of a friend of mine passed away. He was a brilliant theoretical physicist whose work was developing mathematical formulas to accurately determine the size of craters caused by various types of nuclear explosives. I’d only met him a few times, but he was obviously a genius and a dear man. In the Jewish religion we have a 7 day period of mourning called Shivah and I’ve been going back and forth between my house, my friend’s house, her mother’s house and my office and logging in from various computers to keep track while taking part in the minyan’s (12 Jewish men all praying for the dead at the same time). Instead of enjoying my three day weekend and doing things I intended to, I spent virtually every available minute posting or planning.




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