Ah, but this need not be sad, should we end our association in a brilliant blaze of glory showing vermin that even though the safety of the internet enables their prankishness to go unabated, it does not make them puissant. In fact, it is quite the opposite. We will expose them as the dregs they are who use braggadocio, apathy, and cruelty to mask their cowardice. Best of all, that we did so not out of spite, vengeance, tomfoolery, or even boredom. But because it was right. Because a friend, a comrade, AN INNOCENT had been mauled by malignant villains. Yes, a glorious end it will be.
Zzap's is by far the best post.
I dunno. you don't even have to be a grammar nazi to appreciate how incredibly hard halotard is trying in that post. it reads like a discarded draft from seventh-grade creative writing class.
