Halo walks into a bar. He finds himself a nice stool to sit on and waves the bartender over.

"What'll you have?" the bartender asks.

"Give me four shots of tequila," Halo answers.

The bartender pours the shots and slides them in front of Halo before saying, "Wow! Four shots of tequila. What's the big celebration?"

Halo smiles and says, "I'm celebrating my very first blowjob."

"Hey! Congratulations," the bartender shouts. "Tell you what. Let me buy you another shot... on the house."

"No thanks," Halo says, shaking his head. "If four shots of tequila won't get this taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."